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Summertime Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2010 06:50:41 July 20, 2010 06:50:41

Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course of Salt. Full Story

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They’re still celebrating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2010 09:30:17 July 16, 2010 09:30:17

Good. Gives us new photos. Here are Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero in Madrid the other night, out for dinner with friends and family, continuing to ride the World Cup high, inseparably. As you know, I love it when they’re inseparable. Their inseparability is my obsession. Some of you have emailed because you’re playing our favourite game Photo Assumption (why are you playing without me???) and concluding that Iker seems way more into Sara than the other way around. Full Story

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Hot Harry & puppies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 09:13:44 July 14, 2010 09:13:44

Hot Harry visited the Canine Partners Training Centre in England yesterday as part of his princely duties. But it couldn’t have been too taxing of a job. After all, he was bred to love dogs. They all are. Dogs and horses. Remember this? Remember little Harry and his squishy little legs? Yeah, that’s his mom behind him. Full Story

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GOOP gets Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 10:01:00 July 8, 2010 10:01:00

Anna Wintour loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And she doesn’t give a sh-t if Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t sell. She keeps putting my G on the cover year after year. G is Anna’s kind of girl. And G has landed yet another Vogue – August 2010 – but this time Gwyneth is sharing the honour with GOOP. Full Story

The Beautiful & their bodies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 12:44:59 July 5, 2010 12:44:59

There’s a scene in New York, I Love You – Bradley Cooper leans against the bar, orders a scotch and throws it back. It’s SO hot the way his body is bent in the frame, the angle of his shoulders, how he dips his chin at exactly the right light. This is not by accident. Filmmaking – unless you consider Twilight – is never by accident. Full Story

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Letterman hates Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2010 07:57:26 June 29, 2010 07:57:26

But she has great new hair. LOVE the new hair. And all the ways she was wearing the new hair. Punches up the layers, makes her eyes look different. Very, very beautiful. Kristen Stewart was in New York last night to promote Twilight Eclipse on Letterman and then for the NYC premiere. Two similar dresses. Full Story

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Freida flies in, Freida flies out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 14:00:06 June 28, 2010 14:00:06

Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she and Franco have a make-out scene. It’s been a busy schedule for Freida. Full Story

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The Jolie gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2010 08:00:05 June 28, 2010 08:00:05

Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for the occasion too. Full Story

Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:07:00 June 24, 2010 13:07:00

A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie2.Gloating3.Cute banter4.Cute girlfriend defence5.Whiny defensive girlfriend6.Bitching about bloggers7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly declares that Eclipse is the best movie in the Twilight series so far. Full Story

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Wonky eyes and glasses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 09:14:53 June 22, 2010 09:14:53

As noted by Jacek, I have a wonk eye too. And there’s nothing subtle about it, also more noticeable when I wear glasses. Wish I could wear glasses all the time, but it’s simply not practical. Duana had the laser surgery a few years ago and it changed her life. Full Story

Salma on her ranch and her snakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2010 08:15:00 June 22, 2010 08:15:00

It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. This is good tv. Full Story

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