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Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 11:17:22 June 18, 2010 11:17:22

Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s not on promo anymore, and hot. Full Story

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Good hair, good suit, good interview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 10:08:59 June 16, 2010 10:08:59

I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that that kind of “Rob side” terminology only makes her look like more of a loser, she remains undeterred in her efforts. Full Story

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Marion the musician

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2010 12:23:00 June 15, 2010 12:23:00

Written by Jacek My Marion is featured in Vogue’s July issue. I don’t buy women’s magazines. I might buy this one. “I play the bass guitar, keyboard, and tambourine—I'm their one-woman band and all-purpose maid”. Full Story

Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 12:53:06 June 14, 2010 12:53:06

I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the weekend on a night shoot. Full Story

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Jude & Sienna: Parisian Family Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2010 10:01:00 June 11, 2010 10:01:00

Seen here at the Gare du Nord in Paris today, Jude Law and Sienna Miller with his three children, happy and relaxed and hot, even with Sienna in her mom clothes. See? Come on. They’re wearing you down. Together, Jude and Sienna, at their best, and scaled down on dramz, they’re irresistible. Full Story

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Old School JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2010 12:10:17 June 10, 2010 12:10:17

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were in New York this afternoon at Times Square unveiling her billboard for the Boys & Girls Clubs of America. JLo is promoting the message “Be Extraordinary” as an ambassador for the organisation’s youth advocacy campaign and the image they used features no Oprah lighting, no hair fan, no Scott Barnes makeup but rather an old photo of her back from her school days, in plaits and an uneven fringe with a starched collar under a plaid dress. Full Story

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Sarah’s busy summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2010 07:32:45 June 8, 2010 07:32:45

Sarah McLachlan’s first new album in 7 years Laws of Illusion drops next Tuesday June 15th. It’s a week of heavy promotion leading up to the release including an appearance on Letterman tonight which is why she was spotted at Vancouver airport yesterday with her first daughter heading for New York. Full Story

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Opposite sides...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 12:59:58 June 7, 2010 12:59:58

Of the country this weekend – Keanu Reeves was in New York going for groceries, has been for a couple of weeks now, and Charlize Theron was back in LA like a hot bitch in Versace at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards. As noted last week, it seemed sketchy that they’d be dating, and that kiss – click here for a refresher Full Story

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MTV Best Kiss: Sandy & Scarlett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 08:38:47 June 7, 2010 08:38:47

The opposite of the Stewart Pattinson effort. Sandra Bullock is an entertainer. Sandra Bullock always entertains. That kissing bit with Scarlett? It’s not the actual kiss, it’s what led up to the kiss that made it. The timing, the delivery, their chemistry... See? THIS is performing. It was adorable. Full Story

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MTV lame sh-ts kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2010 07:23:00 June 7, 2010 07:23:00

The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts kiss/hidden kiss whatever was totally unacceptable. Full Story

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