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Now this I understand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2010 12:15:15 June 4, 2010 12:15:15

As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with the apple cheeked glow of a long day’s work in the field, youthful and exuberant, without a trace of his cheese vampire limp dick, well now this I can come around to, even with those old fashioned pants accentuating his mothering hips. Full Story

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Megan Fox’s replacement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 07:06:00 May 28, 2010 07:06:00

You wish Ashley Greene. Michael Bay was rather swift about finding a replacement for Megan Fox. Just Jared is reporting that taking over for her in Transformers 3 will be British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 23 years old, known for her Victoria’s Secret body, and was all over Jason Statham last month at Coachella. Full Story

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Sienna’s fringe without Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 07:35:21 May 27, 2010 07:35:21

Sienna Miller and her sister accompanied designer Matthew Williamson last night in London at the launch of his new shoppe. She’s been working a new fringe for the last couple of weeks. Looks good, yes, because she’s gorgeous obviously but I prefer her without, not only because I’m personally averse to the fringe but because it’s not very versatile. Full Story

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Javier celebrates with Pene and ma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 09:23:42 May 24, 2010 09:23:42

Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend work the carpet as she has ducked into the palais without fanfare, sitting beside ma in the theatre. Full Story

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The JLo Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 08:13:02 May 21, 2010 08:13:02

Of course she was the last to arrive. Of course this meant that she had the carpet all to herself, and the press attention all to herself. It's Jennifer Lopez in Europe, where she is a massive star, and she lives off this sh-t, and so she gave us a show. I love watching JLo. Last night at AMFAR was one of her finest performances. Full Story

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Kate Moss clothes and Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 14:34:42 May 20, 2010 14:34:42

Kate Moss looked amazing last night at the Knightsbridge Topshop launch to preview her new collection. The eyemakeup is great. And the hair for the occasion too. It’s trademark Kate Moss style. She’s the best. She’s a crazy bitch, but for what she wears and how she wears, she’s the best. Full Story

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Blue Valentine last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 12:01:14 May 19, 2010 12:01:14

It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And talking to you. And smiling. And teasing. Full Story

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Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:26:53 May 19, 2010 10:26:53

My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. Full Story

Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 12:48:48 May 18, 2010 12:48:48

Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s attended several events this week, and every time she has new hair. Full Story

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Crank at the Chopard party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 09:31:00 May 18, 2010 09:31:00

Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events is the suggestion that these celebrities represent the flavour of your brand so do you really think Chopard wanted Lilo around their diamonds? The girl who is curiously and consistently at the centre of several theft scandals? Please. Full Story

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