Gorgessity Articles

Beautiful, stylish Hollywood stars and hot celebrities.

MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 12:10:50 May 4, 2010 12:10:50

I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there was no question, Sienna and Jude refused to walk down the street together, refused to talk about each other, refused to throw their relationship back into the public discussion. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 10:58:55 May 4, 2010 10:58:55

You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague who was flipping through a magazine from the Met Gala in 2008 and of course there was a huge section of the page devoted to Gisele in that pale Versace with Tom on the steps (click here for a refresher Full Story

View All 14 Photos

MET Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 10:36:33 May 4, 2010 10:36:33

You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais in Cannes, it would work at the Kodak, it would definitely work at the Globes, but at the Costume Institute Gala, when she above almost all others can do whatever she wants, it’s a little. Full Story

MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 09:38:21 May 4, 2010 09:38:21

How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty much had no choice about what he wore and it was pure confidence the way he said it like, why would I know what to wear to the Costume Institute Gala? Of course my lady dressed me. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

MET garden dress and her beautiful boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 07:02:05 May 4, 2010 07:02:05

Or is it fiancé now? All these engagements and bit players, who can keep track? Rachel Bilson also wore LV. I like it ok... but do I like it for night? Do you like it for night? Did you like it for last night? I liked him better last night. Hayden Christensen is great in a tux, and so much better than the rumply suit he wore last time Full Story

View All 8 Photos

The Jolie’s many faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 13:07:18 April 30, 2010 13:07:18

This is the bra that Gwyneth Paltrow should have worn last night to hold up her low breasts. Then again, Angie has always done well in this department. She can make herself fill out a sweater. Look at her in this sweater. There’s a little Sophia Loren/Gina Lollobrigida action happening in this sweater, non? Here’s the Jolie on location in Venice today with Johnny Depp, showing off those long ass scary skinny arms in a beater, sultry one minute, loose and relaxed the next while laughing with members of the crew. Full Story

View All 18 Photos

Salma’s layers and her boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 12:22:36 April 23, 2010 12:22:36

Salma Hayek and her husband Francois Henri Pinault were in New York yesterday at the Earth Day Christie’s Auction. They certainly have the money. To buy those boots. Those boots are an expensive showpiece, offset by a basic black dress (blouse and skirt?can’t tell) to better show them off. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Jakey & Atticus!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 07:26:58 April 23, 2010 07:26:58

It’s been a long time since Atticus has been seen. Jake Gyllenhaal brought Atticus home when he was still dating Kirsten Dunst. I remember those photos – they were in love with each other, puppy and Jakey. A while ago he also adopted a puggle called Boo Radley. It’s not known what happened to Boo. Full Story

View All 20 Photos

Close to perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 08:44:06 April 22, 2010 08:44:06

Emily Blunt was photographed leaving a hair salon yesterday. Perfect, right? Or as close to it as possible. F-cking gorgeous. The skin, the hair, the body, and she’s smart and sassy and knows how to be a bitch when she needs to be a bitch without being an snotty Country bitch or an Alba Bitch and makes great choices and good movies and, well, I’m partial to her accent too. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Jude in love loves everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 08:17:49 April 22, 2010 08:17:49

After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest and, as noted, prettiest with Sienna. Full Story

View All 12 Photos