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Jude, Guy, Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2010 09:10:18 March 24, 2010 09:10:18

Jude Law is in Paris shooting a new ad for Christian Dior Homme and it looks like it’s being directed by Guy Ritchie. A little Holmes reunion then. As you can see, as has been the case for the last while, Jude is gorgeous. Like, really, really beautiful. Especially in a suit. And with his hair all fluffed out. Full Story

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Janet is ageless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2010 08:57:59 March 23, 2010 08:57:59

She really is. You bitches will probably say it’s because of the plastic surgery and yeah sure, she’s had a lot of work done but still... there’s a skin amazingness here that can’t be bought. Just take a look at Katherine Jackson. Mrs Jackson is about to turn 80 and doesn’t look a day over 70. Full Story

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You are so f-cking handsome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2010 08:30:33 March 22, 2010 08:30:33

He really, really is. This is Jude Law at the Laurence Olivier Awards last night in London looking SO beautiful in his tuxedo. And very, very young. Younger and fresher than he has in years. Dude, Sienna Miller is toxic for everyone else. But when it comes to Jude Law, she’s some kind of elixir. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 08:46:59 March 17, 2010 08:46:59

At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face... it’s f-cking marvellous, non? This Hot Bitch, I don’t care what she’s had done, whatever it is it’s keeping her a Hot Bitch. Full Story

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Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 15:48:00 March 16, 2010 15:48:00

I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist with Johnny Depp in Venice. Today she arrived on set with four children – Maddox, Pax, the aforementioned Miss Z, and the steezy One who is Chosen working a white toque and easy grey pants. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 09:33:54 March 12, 2010 09:33:54

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

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Please, please more casual Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 12:16:34 March 10, 2010 12:16:34

Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’s a youthfulness about Jessica’s look that is criminally underappreciated. Full Story

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French Forehead Tittaes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:32:58 March 10, 2010 09:32:58

LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever had a chance (obviously never), I’d pack his bags for him and send him on his way. Full Story

Best White: Meryl Streep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 09:02:57 March 8, 2010 09:02:57

Ms Streep killed it in a Balenciaga at the SAGs. Someone must be working with a stylist now? And the stylist delivered again for the Oscars. Meryl Streep in white – perfection. The hair – perfection. Her face – perfection. And virtually untouched. As you know however, when it comes to Meryl, it doesn’t matter what she wears. Full Story

Best Oscar Makeup: Kate Winslet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 08:50:29 March 8, 2010 08:50:29

Not a fan of the dress. It didn’t totally suck but... wasn’t crazy about the two piecey-ness of it. No matter. It’s not what she wore. It’s the makeup. Her makeup lately has been crazy good. So good some of you think she’s had her eyes done. Or something. Lucky was our makeup artist on Olympic Morning. Full Story

Best f-ck you to Ebola: Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 05:45:42 March 8, 2010 05:45:42

Ebola Paris Hilton will not be invited to the Oscars. There’s no f-cking way. That piece of sh-t can’t even step into an Oscar party. A few years ago, the same could be said of Nicole Richie. But now you see the power. The power of the motherhood whitewash. To her credit, Nicole’s transformation from anorexic twat to responsible parent and entrepreneur has been nothing short of remarkable. Full Story

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