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Leighton’s boots and shoot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2010 14:20:21 January 28, 2010 14:20:21

She’s just so much more than Blake Lively. Why can’t this be a universally acknowledged fact? On every level. Starting with the superficial, Leighton to me is a better looking girl. Beautiful features, expressive, versatile, and then of course her character, her acting, SHE DOESN’T MUMBLE HER DIALOGUE… Also I’m not constantly being suffocated by her tits. Full Story

Emily Blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 13:26:00 January 27, 2010 13:26:00

Grey blue? Whatever. It’s amazing. Love it all. This is Emily Blunt today in Rome at the photocall for The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro, a film that’s been pushed back forever, finally hitting theatres February 12th. Have you seen the second trailer? I’ve attached it below. In the first trailer Benicio is allowed to speak. Full Story

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Colin Firth’s happy anus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 13:15:31 January 20, 2010 13:15:31

Yeah, it’s like a fart joke. Very, very juvenile. But when Colin Firth says it, and in Italian, well, it’s adorably hilarious. And a little less low classy. Colin’s been making his rounds for A Single Man– Conan on Monday night, Jon Stewart last night (haven’t watched it yet). Full Story

We missed you on Sunday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 07:29:27 January 19, 2010 07:29:27

Cate Blanchett won the Critics Award as Best Actress for playing Blanche DuBois in the Sydney Theatre Company’s production of A Streetcar Named Desire yesterday. Big surprise. From Sydney to DC to NYC, if you’ve seen her on stage, you know she practically reinvented the role. As reviewed in the NY Times, it’s like seeing Blanche, hearing Blanche, living Blanche for the first time ever. Full Story

Best Globes Couple: Josh & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 10:00:02 January 18, 2010 10:00:02

Jackson & Kruger. I mean, it’s love in the rain. Am bursting from the Cute. SO CUTE. I want a man to hold an umbrella for me like that. Jacek would NEVER be this happy holding an umbrella for me. Jacek would be like – come on, my hair’s getting wet. Or come on – the game’s starting soon. Full Story

Best Black: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 09:16:27 January 18, 2010 09:16:27

She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And she did last night. Full Story

Best Hair: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:36:19 January 18, 2010 08:36:19

And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of not short hair. This really is her best hair. Full Story

Best Globes Makeup: Marion Cotillard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:21:50 January 18, 2010 08:21:50

Wasn’t my favourite Marion dress ever but I don’t think it was intended to be. She knows when it’s her time and when it’s not. Again, these are girl code subtleties that we all recognise. Well, most of us anyway. But while Marion’s style choice wasn’t intended for the best, there is no downplaying that face. Full Story

No Sherlock in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 08:51:43 January 15, 2010 08:51:43

Not sure where RDJ is at the photo call for Sherlock Holmes in Paris today. In his stead, the film was represented by Rachel McAdams, Guy Ritchie, and his totally platonic soulmate Jude Law. A very tanned, very orange Jude Law but a very pretty one nonetheless. He’s gorgeous. And seeing Jude today reminds me that we haven’t seen Sienna Miller in two weeks now. Full Story

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The unfrumpy slit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 15:32:29 January 13, 2010 15:32:29

Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring right up to what looks like an impossibly perfect curve of the asscheek, oh la. Full Story

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Hugh showed up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 08:23:01 January 7, 2010 08:23:01

Here’s the thing about the People’s Choice Awards: if Hugh Jackman gets on a plane to attend the People’s Choice Awards, it means that Hugh Jackman WILL WIN a People’s Choice Award. His category was Favourite Action Star. And while I normally disagree with “The People”, he is, for sure, the pick of the action category. Full Story