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Beauty loves Beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 11:39:58 December 2, 2009 11:39:58

As it should be. Pretty people back together. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that Jude Law and Sienna Miller can’t stay away from each other. Apparently they were going at it full on at a club a few days ago. And now this morning, both were seen leaving his New York apartment, separately, as Sienna ran into a waiting car while Jude seemed in good spirits heading to another vehicle. Full Story

When the Italian Queen met the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 11:59:00 December 1, 2009 11:59:00

They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta Canalis has been chosen this season to help him get there and she’s grabbing that bitch full throttle and running the show. Full Story

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Well hello Saoirse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 07:07:00 November 25, 2009 07:07:00

It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars that year, it was all over our etalk research binders. Full Story

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Baby-free hookup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 15:27:00 November 23, 2009 15:27:00

I can’t resist looking at pictures of pretty people together and imagining their lives are perfect. It’s shallow and immature but I write a gossip blog, you didn’t come here for profundity, right? And I know I’m not alone in this. The intoxicating lure of youth and beauty is just one of the reasons why Rihanna and Chris Brown came as such a devastating shock. Full Story

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Elles chantent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 14:14:12 November 18, 2009 14:14:12

Three Nine ladies were photographed at airports today after a few days of promotion in New York. Penelope Cruz and Marion Cotillard were at JFK, Kate Hudson was at LAX…presumably heading to LA for more press? Want to see Nine SO badly. As you know, all the ladies sing in the movie. Have you heard my Marion singing? Adorable. Full Story

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Young breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 10:12:43 November 16, 2009 10:12:43

It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story

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Can`t wait can`t wait can`t wait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 13:47:11 November 13, 2009 13:47:11

Laura is prepping for the Nine junket. We’ve been watching footage all day. She’s sending Ben. Pout. Something we learned in research: Katie Holmes was rumoured to have auditioned for it and lost out to Penelope Cruz. Please. Like she could have held up against these ladies. Even Granny Freeze. Full Story

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Mango hot-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 08:00:31 November 12, 2009 08:00:31

Can’t even imagine what Jacek will be doing after this post. He’s all over Monica Cruz, sister of Penelope Cruz. And Monica Cruz in combination with Scarlett Johansson? We have hours to go before the hockey game starts. That’s a lot of time. Here they are in Spain at a party for Mango. Full Story

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She ain’t no cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 10:32:32 November 9, 2009 10:32:32

She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is an interesting read for a change. Because it’s not as jump-up-her-ass as these pieces usually are. Full Story

B & J public cuddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 09:29:04 November 6, 2009 09:29:04

Beyonce was a big winner last at the EMAs and in a rare show of public affection thanked her husband: “There is only one person I want to thank. And that is Jay for putting a ring on it.” Cuuuuute. Backstage they were even cuddly in front of the cameras. This almost never happens. Cuuuuute. Full Story

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Perfect family travel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:22:56 November 6, 2009 08:22:56

What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story

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