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Today’s Dress Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2009 15:39:13 November 5, 2009 15:39:13

Diane Kruger in New York at a Chanel event and Fete d’Hiver. Am crying. Tears of hungry want. So bad. Of course it’s Chanel. And therefore completely unaffordable. But it’s the perfect colour and the perfect cap sleeves and the perfect fit and f-ck her for wearing it and also loving Joshua Jackson because she does and they do and she slips in and out of Vancouver undetected every other weekend or so and she was here for Halloween and they walked around downtown undisturbed and totally wrapped in each other and this dress … when I daydream about me and James Franco, I will be wearing this dress. Full Story

Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:42:26 November 2, 2009 07:42:26

I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. Because as I first reported exclusively back in June, Robert Pattinson covers the December issue of Vanity Fair, featured in a series of beautiful photos that explains the mass jizzing… They’ve been jizzing all weekend over these shots. Full Story

Sunny & Scowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:28:20 October 28, 2009 08:28:20

A spectacular Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Avon event in New York last night. And she knows it too. Look at that smug little face. America’s Sunshine is the Avon spokesperson, and she certainly pulled it all out for the photos to make sure the Avon name gets enough play today. As for Jakey, well, he’s in NYC too. Full Story

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Everyone loves Carey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 12:24:27 October 20, 2009 12:24:27

An Education opens wide this Friday October 23rd and when you see it, please do see it, you will fall in love with Carey Mulligan, just like everyone else has. She is a revelation. And she at the top of each critic’s list for a nomination for Best Actress this year. In her first leading feature. Full Story

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Jacek loves Shaki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 08:11:28 October 20, 2009 08:11:28

We were watching Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was mesmerised. Not the dick-in-his-hand pervy kind of mesmerised but genuine appreciation. Like, at one point he said, this is a good song. And he meant it. Of course the, um, flexibility is a factor. But it’s more than that. Shakira is incredibly endearing. Full Story

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SO cute and then there’s SnapFace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 07:07:00 October 20, 2009 07:07:00

Is it the first? The first time they’ve posed together? I think so, yes? Emily Blunt and John Krasinski last night at the Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute sponsored by Elle. How f-cking cute? SnapFace thinks he’s cute too. They worked together on Leatherheads, she was all over him like so happy to see you, friend, and hopefully he told his friend to eat something soon. Full Story

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Colin vs Clooney?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 14:01:00 October 19, 2009 14:01:00

It’s very, very, VERY early in the race so of course it could all change. But Colin Firth’s performance in A Single Man has already won him the Best Actor Award at the Venice Film Festival and the buzz continues to build through the first part of the season. Right now they’re saying he’s a lock on a nomination. Full Story

Sparrow then Spanx?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 11:24:47 October 19, 2009 11:24:47

Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. Here she is last night at the Noble Humanitarian Awards with a fuller figure than we’re used to seeing from her. Full Story

Hello Kitty Heaven: Mimi AND the B!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 08:06:37 October 16, 2009 08:06:37

Mariah Carey’s cheese arrived in Tokyo yesterday and the emotionally stunted screamed themselves silly. Today Beyonce was there too at a Samantha Thavasa promotional event… The Hello Kitties have lost consciousness. Is Tokyo big enough for the two of them? As you can see, B is wearing the shortest dress, like, ever. Full Story

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Angels in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 07:51:53 October 16, 2009 07:51:53

I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that they hit up sometimes when they need a good laugh. Full Story

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