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3 girls and a granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 06:58:09 October 14, 2009 06:58:09

That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: three of the girls are close. Full Story

FASHION Twilight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 09:12:00 October 9, 2009 09:12:00

The cover of the new issue of FASHION Magazine has been taken over by a member of the Twilight New Moon cast. Noot Seear is Canadian, from Vancouver, and holy f-cking sh-t what a goddamn face. It would have to be, right? Heidi in the book is the ultimate draw: ridiculously beautiful and irresistibly sexy. Full Story

Double Freebie Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 07:48:33 October 8, 2009 07:48:33

Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting in New York. Full Story

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Front Row Amazingness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2009 07:19:00 September 23, 2009 07:19:00

Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, Victoria Beckham was also seated front row…but she wasn’t invited to the girl party. Full Story

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Emma.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 10:57:00 September 22, 2009 10:57:00

Yeah. Emma. Here she is, taking a brief break from Brown, to attend London Fashion Week, seen here at the Burberry party (she’s signed to the label) tonight, adorable and sassy and stylish and aren’t we all a little in love with Emma Watson? Yeah. Emma. There’s JailBait. And then there’s Emma. Full Story

JLo Opening loss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 08:28:32 September 22, 2009 08:28:32

Sunday night at my house was Go Eli Manning. Not because I’m a Giants fan but because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Have always hated the Cowboys. I have written about this before. Last time I posited whether or not there were actually Cowboys fans outside of Dallas. I learned that they do exist. In Calgary, Alberta. Full Story

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Happy Sarah has a new man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 09:27:21 September 21, 2009 09:27:21

Sarah McLachlan delivered a stirring performance last night at the Emmy Awards during the In Memoriam section of the show. Sarah left Vancouver on Friday with her girls for a few days in LA looking healthy and gorgeous and glowing and fresh… It’s been a wonderful summer. She’s completely devoted to her daughters, of course, but there’s also love in her life again. Full Story

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Shoe Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2009 10:33:41 September 17, 2009 10:33:41

Charlize Theron almost always delivers. She's a frosty bitch but when it comes to style, she will cut most down handily, no contest. Without much effort, it's what Victoria has to work for hours to achieve. Charlize is in NY to promote her new film The Burning Plain. She arrived at the premiere wearing blue/green and these on her feet. Full Story

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Natalie by day and night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2009 07:59:58 September 17, 2009 07:59:58

There’s Shelfy…and then there’s Natalie. Jessica Biel has always referred to the “Top Tier”, a club to which she does not belong that, of course, includes Natalie Portman on a short list of young actors constantly presented with the most prestigious parts. Biel has blamed her exclusion from the “Top Tier” on her good looks, lamenting that it’s her beauty that has held her back Full Story

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Saturday Night foundation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2009 13:35:13 September 11, 2009 13:35:13

Ryan Reynolds will host one of the first 4 episodes of Saturday Night Live this season. Don’t ask me to tell you which one because I’m too lazy today to look it up, especially not for him. Can’t wait to see his foundation face. If you’re new to this site, please click here Full Story

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