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In the mood for some Sookie Stackhouse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 10:07:00 April 14, 2009 10:07:00

Last week, I received hate mail from a lady called Margaret who wrote that “I feel very sorry for you that you are not educated enough to appreciate certain things in life. If you could appreciate brilliant literature and the beautiful world Stephenie Meyer has created that has touched us all with the eternal love story between Bella and Edward it would be different for you. Full Story

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Twilight: your Easter treat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 17:51:00 April 9, 2009 17:51:00

Ready? They hate. But I enable. Exclusive photos: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shooting scenes for New Moon together today along with the high school crew and a glimpse of Tayor Lautner too. Looks like they’re doing a much, much better job with the makeup this time around especially Pattinson’s Edward. Full Story

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Away from the castle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 18:07:14 April 7, 2009 18:07:14

This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely participates in cheesy photoshoots for the sole purpose of fronting her career, participated in some celebrity race car event… It’s been a long time since they embarrassed themselves in the pages of Hello Magazine while reading scripts in an empty bathtub. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:33:00 April 3, 2009 07:33:00

Total gorgessity. The best she’s looked in a long time. LOVE everything. Her hair soft around her face, her skin, pink lips, her body, the cut and colour of this dress, those legs, those shoes showing off those legs, the yellow clutch … Rachel McAdams is perfect. So perfect. Because she’s so happy – a dagger in the heart to the McGoslings. Full Story

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Open mouth outtakes and androgyny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 11:36:20 March 16, 2009 11:36:20

Thanks to Sasha for sending me these – outtakes from Robert Pattinson’s GQ photo shoot. Way better than the ones they chose, non? Any one of these would have worked far better than that side-lie penis pose. You will note however that there always has to be one with his mouth ajar. Yes, twihards, yes. Full Story

Springtime in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 07:39:03 March 16, 2009 07:39:03

Their little love trip through Europe continues…paid for by a film studio. Bonus! Reese Witherspoon in Paris to promote Monsters vs Aliens. As you know, Jake Gyllenhaal has joined her on the tour – they were spotted enjoying their free time in Paris this weekend, walking hand in hand, popping in at a few bakeries, eating at the famed Café de Flore, shopping at Nina Ricci – every stop captured by cameras. Full Story

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Brady meets the parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 07:28:55 March 16, 2009 07:28:55

The world’s prettiest couple in Brazil to meet her family – Gisele Bundchen brought Tom Brady home for a family reunion, presenting him for the first time as her husband. Bitch! The normally reticent couple, especially around the paps, seemed in great spirits, not hiding from cameras, even smiling for photographers, and observed to be totally, completely in love. Full Story

Do you think the other moms hate her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 15:58:35 March 12, 2009 15:58:35

This is Elle Macpherson dropping her kids off at school today. She has 2 sons. She looks like she’s running around on a college campus. Turning 45 at the end of the month! Do you think dad drop-off is exceptionally high at this school? Do you think she’s friends with any of the other non-supermodel moms? I wonder what they say about her behind her back. Full Story

The Mother of Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:17:00 March 12, 2009 12:17:00

Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is what will happen: scrutiny on the family. Full Story

Robert Pattinson GQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:33:36 March 12, 2009 06:33:36

A few select messages from my mailbox: We have come to Vancouver from South America to see Robert Pattinson. Please Lainey tell us how we can see him! From Anna Lainey I know you’ll call me a loser fan but he’s right here in our city and I just need a glimpse so can you have pity on an obsessed Rob Patts fan and just give me a clue where he’s staying……. Full Story

Brunette Jolie NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 16:54:56 March 11, 2009 16:54:56

After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you the GMD is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo opportunity, and of course to stare at Brad all day while the kids are running around. Full Story