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Old & Rich

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 09:32:14 March 6, 2009 09:32:14

She goes out of her way to look it, non? Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas yesterday arriving at LAX. As usual Zeta is dressed expensively. And sure, they all are. But with her, it’s almost as though the price tags are still on her garments. Like that coat. That coat is probably the down payment for the townhouse I have eye on. Full Story

A Powerful Noise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:09:00 March 6, 2009 07:09:00

It’s a documentary chronicling the experiences of 3 women in Mali, Vietnam, and Bosnia-Herzegovina as they work to “overcome barriers to lead day-to-day battles against ignorance, poverty, oppression, and ethnic strife.” Natalie Portman has, for several years now, been actively involved in advocating for rights of disadvantaged women particularly in the third world as the Ambassador of Hope for FINCA with specific focus on pro-active efforts to help communities help themselves escape the cycle of poverty. Full Story

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He is Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 17:24:20 March 5, 2009 17:24:20

There are some of you who insist that you’re over the Brange. That you don’t get the frenzy. The mass hysteria. You are in the minority. When we were in LA the other day, we had a meeting with a powerful PR dude, runs several high profile events, is connected in Hollywood and Washington, super smart…etc. Full Story

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Action Jolie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 09:19:47 March 5, 2009 09:19:47

Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles in her role as an exiled spy. The studio has been rather hasty releasing the images, hyping the project more than year before its release to build anticipation among Brangelunatics. Full Story

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Tom in a suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 09:53:08 March 3, 2009 09:53:08

Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such a matter of interest. Full Story

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Where was Cate?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 06:55:22 March 2, 2009 06:55:22

Many of you wrote during awards season – Where’s Cate Blanchett? She is an awards season staple. It was weird not to see her. But she received no nominations. And Brad Pitt alone was enough to promote Benjamin Button is Boring. Besides, Cate had better things to do. As the co-artistic director of the Sydney Theatre Company alongside her husband, Cate stayed home to rehearse. Full Story

Salma the bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 06:39:15 February 27, 2009 06:39:15

Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks 30, never mind 10 years older. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 06:22:28 February 27, 2009 06:22:28

Oh GiGi, you so sneaky. Despite numerous reports of an engagement, and subsequent numerous denials, Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Weekly broke the story first and given the details, it sounds like G and T had been planning for a while. Full Story

So rare, so good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 12:07:54 February 26, 2009 12:07:54

Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been months since the last candids. Full Story

GOOPy loves yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:17:05 February 26, 2009 03:17:05

Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her bob… I’m so tempted by her bob. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 08:38:13 February 24, 2009 08:38:13

You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman. Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious?  For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the plus side, at least she’s not hanging out with Ebola Hilton. Full Story