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So much gorgessity! Oh yeah, and him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 09:49:22 February 13, 2009 09:49:22

Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy how beautiful she is. Full Story

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Oh Lyla, you so fine!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 14:59:00 February 11, 2009 14:59:00

Minka Kelly last night at a JC Penney event in New York. Damn. Derek Jeter you are a lucky man. I’ve toned down my FNL barking for a few weeks but clearly this was not a good decision…because the ratings, the ratings are not good. Even though this season’s Friday Night Lights might be even more perfect than Season 1, the hardcore are addicted, but the rest don’t care. Full Story

Battle of the Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:43:00 February 10, 2009 07:43:00

Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend (better known as Keira Knightley’s boyfriend but poised to break out this year in a few high profile projects) at the Berlin Film Festival today promoting Cheri that tells the story of a French courtesan and her much younger lover. Full Story

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Grammy Best: GOOP!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:01:55 February 9, 2009 13:01:55

If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I HATE HER SO MUCH. Didn’t even have to ask who. Full Story

BAFTA Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 07:11:09 February 9, 2009 07:11:09

The Jolie did not wear a robe. And she did not wear all black. Surprised? Me too. It was mostly black but there was also an aggressive yellow arrow breaking up the darkness. And she really did smolder last night. There was a way about Angelina at the BAFTAs that was missing from the SAGs and the rest – a back to bombshell challenge on her face that will, hopefully, carry through to the Oscars. Full Story

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BAFTA My Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 06:17:21 February 9, 2009 06:17:21

Last year she presented herself at the BAFTAs in angel winged gorgessity from head to toe and took home a mask. This year, it’s a different Marion. Not her best dress by far (hate it) and her hair looks lank and unwashed… But this is my girl. My girl understands her year has come and gone. Full Story

Meet Minx!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:02:07 February 4, 2009 07:02:07

You know him better as Jude Law who is so pretty, he was a lock for the role. To me he looks like Josh Todd from Buckcherry…do you see it? Anyway, Jude’s Minx is for a new movie called Rage. Jude plays a tranny supermodel living in New York, at the centre of a fashion murder mystery, co-starring Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

Pink Panther and the most beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:47:00 February 4, 2009 06:47:00

Aishwarya Rai, widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, last night in New York at the premiere of Pink Panther 2 in which she plays herself: regal and elegant, ridiculously goodlooking, it’s just too bad the movie, well, it’s hardly a surprise, but apparently the movie licks. Full Story

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Straight Man Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 07:01:00 February 3, 2009 07:01:00

Jennifer Connelly pops up on a lot of straight man Freebie 5 lists. A LOT. This surprises me. Not because I don’t think she’s lovely but because I DO think she’s lovely. So she always seemed like the kind of woman women appreciate more than men. Knowing however that she is a man favourite, well, it restores some faith in the penis, non? (What’s up Tony?) That not all of them want an evening with that dirty Fox. Full Story

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Slumdog DGA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2009 08:03:57 February 2, 2009 08:03:57

Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle took home top honours this weekend at the Directors Guild Awards in Hollywood. Dev Patel and Freida Pinto were with him to help celebrate. Freida was also spotted in Little India, southeast of Los Angeles, at a photo shoot the other day. As you can see, she’s ridiculously beautiful. Full Story

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