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Empty night for the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2009 06:11:00 January 9, 2009 06:11:00

We don’t get VH1 here in Canada so I couldn’t see for myself. But word is Angelina made a bitch face when Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep were announced as co-winners for Best Actress? True or not true? Thing is… Angelina didn’t have a chance. And she would have known this. So maybe the bitch face wasn’t so much a bitch face as it was a thin face? Because as beautiful as she is, and of course she’s totally gorgeous, her face could use some fat. Full Story

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Slumdog Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 16:16:00 January 7, 2009 16:16:00

If you’ve seen it, you already know. Her name is Freida Pinto. Ridiculously beautiful. I saw Slumdog Millionaire with my husband. When we were leaving I asked him if he enjoyed it. His answer: Yeah, it was good. Let’s go home so I can google that girl. HOT. Fiona had the same experience with her husband Kiu. Full Story

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Holiday glow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 11:41:36 January 5, 2009 11:41:36

Cameron Diaz departed from Heathrow today en route to LA, headed home after spending new year’s with British boyfriend Paul Sculfor. She looks amazing, like she enjoyed herself. Am all over her travel wardrobe too. Comfortable but stylish and not completely ridiculous like Posh. As mentioned earlier, Cam has been confirmed to present at the Globes on Sunday. Full Story

First married NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 10:06:33 December 30, 2008 10:06:33

It’s their first Christmas as husband and wife, they’ll be ringing in the new year for the first time as Mr and Mrs BJZ, and as usual they’re spending it on the boat. Beyonce loves the yacht. She and Jay-Z love lounging on the yacht by the South of France. And here she is last night, with Sasha Fierce safely packed away, looking relaxed with Jay’s arm around her while doing some shopping, celebrating the success of her new album, and as is always the case when B strips herself of all the packaging, in her natural element, even without Spanx, her hair curly and wild, she is so much more beautiful, non? Best of 2008: Beyonce and Jay Z getting married. Full Story

Sexier in sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 11:13:45 December 9, 2008 11:13:45

Not saying it to sound like a bra burner either. To me, this is Porny at her sexiest. Super casual, dressed down, no makeup to trannify her features – Jessica Simpson has a pretty face. A very pretty face. She doesn’t need to hitch her tits up to her eyeballs or Texas curl her hair, so when she strips down the adornments, the real Jess is the most attractive Jess. Full Story

This is how you open-mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 07:16:00 December 9, 2008 07:16:00

Watch and learn Pattinson, if you must even though you shouldn’t. Because no one throws down the open-mouth on a carpet like Jennifer Lopez. And she brought her fierce last night, oh yes. It’s all back. The body. The hair. The face. The everything. And she wanted you to know. So to ensure maximum exposure, she decided to show up where everyone else would be. Full Story

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Australia’s true Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 14:59:28 December 5, 2008 14:59:28

Am crushing so hard I can’t even speak. Cate Blanchett received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today and apparently this is not one of those cases when the star pays for her own star. This one was supposedly legitimately bestowed, so I hear. And if true, thank God. Because doing it the other way would really diminish her street cred. Full Story

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Gisele & Tom holiday porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 16:03:56 November 27, 2008 16:03:56

They can’t be more perfect. Can’t. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady volunteered at the Goodwill in Roxbury yesterday. The visit was unannounced, Gisele showed up first, then Tom half an hour later and they spent their time serving Thanksgiving dinner – Tom even bussed tables! Look how beautiful she is without makeup! Tom apparently missed the New England Patriots’ annual Thanksgiving basket giveaway the other day and wanted to contribute. Full Story

Kate and Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 11:53:20 November 27, 2008 11:53:20

Double girl crush! Last year Cate Blanchett was nominated for Best Actress and Supporting Actress at the Oscars. This year, the same honour could go to Kate Winslet, already the youngest actress to received 5 nominations. Kate’s work in Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio is, right now, considered a lock. Full Story

Cindy gives back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 08:45:38 November 27, 2008 08:45:38

Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break my cougar granny heart in 15 years. Full Story

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The alternative to Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:28:00 November 20, 2008 07:28:00

While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to speak of their relationship. Full Story