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Red Belle Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 07:16:30 November 13, 2008 07:16:30

Reese Witherspoon presented last night at the CMAs looking so happy and so healthy, in red lips and black lace and big hair and embracing the country spirit. Reese is just kicking off promotion now for Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn. Movie poster is attached. She really is that short. He really is that tall. Full Story

The Jolie for the panda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:15:08 November 10, 2008 06:15:08

And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin weight is almost all gone, save for a surprisingly UNconcave stomach. Full Story

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O is for Olga obsessed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 14:40:13 November 6, 2008 14:40:13

Someone needs to have a torrid affair with this woman. And I need to know every detail. Because I love her. Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio. Because he’s disappoint her. And only Olga could react properly. Only a girl like Olga, with all her Eastern European drama, would take a Ukrainian axe to his groin if for missing lift off. Full Story

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Coveting Kate’s hamstrings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 12:17:01 October 10, 2008 12:17:01

It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time??? Hamstring rolls on that f&cking ball are the worst. Full Story

Must have been a rough day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 07:47:35 October 10, 2008 07:47:35

Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one. The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. Full Story

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Brad’s Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 10:46:25 October 9, 2008 10:46:25

We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

Halle’s older too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:36:42 October 7, 2008 06:36:42

Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s not afraid to keep her curves or rock a little belly bulge. Full Story

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By night…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2008 08:06:51 October 4, 2008 08:06:51

Last night, a dinner for The Changeling at Il Buco in New York, you will note how it was set up like an impromptu red carpet and as such her security gave them space to shoot her. And she obliged. But why not? Her skin looks amazing next to her new dark hair, taken down a few shades the way she used to wear it. Full Story

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By day…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2008 07:49:52 October 4, 2008 07:49:52

The Brange is back and better…and BIGGER too! Squee!!! Unseen for 4 months, as you know the tabloids chose to sell by telling the worst: that Angelina Jolie is starving, that she “looks in the mirror and thinks she’s fat”, that Brad is threatening to leave her. It was an easy assumption, especially she was so undeniably emaciated last year following the death of her mother. Full Story

Can’t play, will marry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 10:00:09 October 2, 2008 10:00:09

The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story

Taking a break with casual Cam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 2, 2008 07:41:03 October 2, 2008 07:41:03

Can we get through today, you think, without fresh candids of the Shelf Ass and the Pips? After all, they’ve been in Rome for days. Is it possible that on just ONE of them they’d be able to elude the paps? Doubtful. Let’s take refuge then, albeit briefly, in casual Cameron Diaz, on the carpet at the star studded AFI Night at the Movies last night in Hollywood. Full Story

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