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Beautiful, stylish Hollywood stars and hot celebrities.

Rachel in Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 14:11:19 September 16, 2008 14:11:19

Michelle is in New York this minute shopping at J Crew with Rachel Weisz. They’re trying on the same cords…or something. Michelle is texting me from the change room I think. She has a new girl crush. I get it…but then again I don’t want to. I remind Michelle that she’s, um, weird and thrifty. Full Story

Ugly Betty polar opposites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 07:43:22 September 16, 2008 07:43:22

Last night in New York – the Ugly Betty premiere brought out the show’s star America Ferrera and its most notorious guest Lindsay Lohan. As you can see, America is the very essence of health and vitality. Beautiful skin that glows and glows, luscious hair, sexy curves … she is f7cking STUNNING. Full Story

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Taunting at Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 11:14:52 September 8, 2008 11:14:52

Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. Full Story

Feeling Better?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2008 07:29:08 August 5, 2008 07:29:08

Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during his time off, as has his lover Penelope Cruz. Full Story

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It’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:30:00 August 4, 2008 06:30:00

The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids with the nanny no one ??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Full Story

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Before Hayden…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 12:32:00 July 29, 2008 12:32:00

There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can understand the devotion to a beautifully written, underrated underdog and, by extension, the actors you grow to love on those shows. Full Story

Australia’s true queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 11:52:18 July 29, 2008 11:52:18

Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story

The Best Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 08:35:00 July 29, 2008 08:35:00

Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the hair. Braids are my thing. A new variation on braids! Squee! Blake was supported last night by several co-stars including Leighton Meester who, at only 22, clearly understands girl code better than Victoria Beckham. Full Story

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American Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 07:14:55 July 29, 2008 07:14:55

Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about your girls. I love the Pants. Full Story

Gwyneth’s prettiest friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 11:27:32 July 28, 2008 11:27:32

My Gwynnie and Christy Turlington belong in the same mommy club. They hang out, they have each other over for play dates, they look at themselves and snicker at other people for not being as tall, or as thin, or as elegant, or as rich, or as privileged. Actually…only Gwyneth does that. Christy’s a good soul. Full Story

Curvy Girls, Skinny Jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 13:24:44 July 24, 2008 13:24:44

Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That she has an Oscar but musically it’s been a slower ride. Full Story