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America Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:13:00 March 31, 2008 06:13:00

Not crazy about the prom dress, or the shoes for that matter, but it really is no matter because with a face this warm and lovely, and sweet brown eyes that actually have a brain behind them, and full healthy locks that are NOT her best quality (because, as mentioned, she is capable of cognitive reasoning – a rarity among young stars), and beautiful curves proudly displayed, America Ferrera is almost always a vision. Full Story

B Who?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2008 06:10:00 March 31, 2008 06:10:00

This is what happens when Tina Knowles DOESN’T dress you. Rihanna! Rihanna would totally sit atop the girl crush list if not for gay math. Because Rihanna is only 20. As far as styling is concerned though, Rihanna is killing it. Killing. It. Pretty, boring dresses can come later. When you are this young and this fresh and r&b pop’s reigning princess, you can most certainly wear a polka dot bustier and parachute trousers and heels that beg for scandal and green nail polish, though the fake nails suck ass. Full Story

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America For America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2008 11:01:00 March 24, 2008 11:01:00

Understatement: There is a serious shortage of positive role modelling in young Hollywood. With the likes of Lilo and Ebola and Britney running around, skeezing it up in an effort to become the next Pamela Anderson, how refreshing to see someone like America Ferrera not shaving her pootie and putting it up for consumption. Full Story

Nicole Richie: solo night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:44:00 March 20, 2008 06:44:00

Joel Madden is heading off on tour for a month with Good Charlotte – a tour that has officially been infected by Ebola. Not good. While Ebola Paris is accompanying Joel’s brother, Nicole Richie is staying behind with Harlow. She ventured out yesterday to run a few errands and stepped out again at night for a screening hosted by Prada for a short film called Trembled Blossoms… Black dress, the hair, her skin – amazing. Full Story

Ass > Babies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 11:37:00 March 17, 2008 11:37:00

Now THAT is an ass. And it belongs to Jennifer Aniston, enjoying her day off in Miami by doing what she does best, sunning herself in Miami but thankfully not shouting at the ocean. Jen’s in a much better place these days. But that ass. That ass. Her hair and her ass. The only two things she can lord over Angelina Jolie. Full Story

Without Michael

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 15:37:00 March 10, 2008 15:37:00

What a waste. A woman who looks like this reduced to old lady diamonds and ball gowns every time she steps out with her man. Does Zeta have a face or what? Gorgessity. Work done, yes. But gorgessity all the same. At the Australian premiere of Death Defying Acts today, Zeta looks freshly waxed, in more ways than one, and easily 10 years younger than her usual vibe whenever the geriatric is around. Full Story

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The Anti-Cyrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 07:34:00 March 10, 2008 07:34:00

Emma Watson last night at the Empire Awards, then clubbing with her new boyfriend afterwards, reportedly making out openly and even hooking up afterwards at a hotel. Which means she’s not dating Daniel Radcliffe, thank Xenu. It’s just too quaint, you know what I mean? And for the 2 of you who insist on defending Miley Cyrus – how come Emma at 15 wasn’t grating like Miley Cyrus is right now? Don’t tell me it’s not the same either. Full Story

Dress & Legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:42:00 March 7, 2008 07:42:00

Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me seriously!” roles in an attempt to purge the memory of 2 Days in the Valley. Full Story