Gossip Genie Articles

Wishing for certain thing to happen in Gossip, particularly hook-ups between key celebs.

This Gross needs the Gossip Genie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 17:56:29 May 3, 2012 17:56:29
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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married a year now. There was some kind of vow renewal. And then they went on holiday last week where she showed off her ass in several bikinis. What? Of course the paps were there. One pap was there. So the shots are exclusive and it happens to be the same agency that keeps getting pictures of them while they’re on the beach, getting engaged, and generally just being gross. Full Story

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Tom Cruise is my Rainier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 20:35:59 April 9, 2012 20:35:59
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Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’t decided which one I like best. Full Story

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When you’re ready, just say you’re ready

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 17:32:04 April 9, 2012 17:32:04
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'Cause if you let meHere's what I'll do I'll take care of you Obviously I am obsessed with Drake’s video for Take Care featuring Rihanna. But what does it mean? Is it close? Is it too close? Is it real? Is it just real enough? Whatever it is, it’s temptation for assumption. And my assumptions are all over it. Full Story

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Hello Harry? The Grimaldi Family’s brightest star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 17:12:10 March 7, 2012 17:12:10
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While her uncle keeps his Prison Bride locked away in the castle, not bringing all that much glory to the family name, Charlotte Casiraghi is finally giving the Monegasques something to not be embarrassed about. Charlotte is Gucci’s equestrian ambassador. Here’s her first ad. And it is PERFECT.The goal, after all, is aspiration: presenting Charlotte, of royal blood, with a face that lives up to her grandmother’s aesthetic legacy, the embodiment of modern grace and privileged cool. Full Story

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Was it an intervention?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2012 15:30:14 February 1, 2012 15:30:14
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Cameron Diaz was in Paris last week for Fashion Week. She hooked up with good friend Gwyneth Paltrow at some point and together went back to London. Gwyneth, as you know, is tight with Stella McCartney. And recently they’ve invited Reese Witherspoon into the circle. Reese is in the UK promoting This Means War. Full Story

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GG Most Likely To F-ck: Elle Macpherson & Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 14:27:14 January 16, 2012 14:27:14
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As I said, I would not be surprised if she was sitting on his face as soon as they got off stage.Oh I’m sorry, was that too crude for you? Who are we talking about here? Are we talking about Prince William? Or are we talking about Ashton Kutcher who spent his 6 year wedding anniversary in a hot tub with a rally girl, NASCAR at best? And, right beside him, Elle Macpherson who. Full Story

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A waste of Good Gossip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 16:06:02 December 12, 2011 16:06:02
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This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’s a waste of Good Gossip.Imagine Scarjo giving Colin Farrell a cock-rub with her foot. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew: Gossip Genie answers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 14:26:00 November 21, 2011 14:26:00
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For weeks, as you know, I’ve been fangirl whining about the fact that they’ve come close to holding hands but haven’t quite given it up.Well, they gave it up this weekend. Check out Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, in New York yesterday, totally fulfilling my (stalkery) wish and getting coupley all music video styles and it’s as cute as I imagined it. Full Story

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Ok, Blake. You win.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2011 16:04:42 October 7, 2011 16:04:42
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WHERE did this girl get her game??? On Monday it was reported that she was in Boston last weekend having dinner with Ryan Reynolds. By Tuesday it broke that she and Leonardo DiCaprio were over. Wednesday and Thursday she beat him to the headlines with the story that they split because SHE wasn’t ready to get serious, pissing on Leo’s weak subsequent hook-up with a random Australian model. Full Story

Setting up Fassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 20:03:42 October 5, 2011 20:03:42
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Michael Fassbender was in New York yesterday with David Cronenberg to promote A Dangerous Method. Meanwhile his on/off girlfriend Zoe Kravitz was photographed, also in New York, with Penn Badgley, holding hands and kissing. I didn't feel like spending money on those photos. Sorry. You can seem there here Full Story

One rises, one falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:35:16 September 28, 2011 16:35:16
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Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is? I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

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