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SacréBlair!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2010 09:23:25 August 18, 2010 09:23:25

Even when the show isn’t strong, Gossip Girl always does a great job cutting their trailers. The trailers are more often than not better than the actual episodes. And the first episodes of the new season take place in Paris. SacréBlair! I dunno, I think it’s cute. And I think Chuck Bass looks f-cking HOT when he and Blair meet each other on the bridge in the red dress. Full Story

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Girl Sh-t in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2010 07:25:56 July 9, 2010 07:25:56

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. Does it get better in Paris? Michelle, Duana, and I have had stupid schedules the last several months which have f-cked our Gossip Girl chats. But we were all going meh on the show anyway. Michelle however sent this over yesterday wondering if it would make us care again. Full Story

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Boring Blake is important in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 08:37:47 July 6, 2010 08:37:47

Don’t delude yourself into thinking that Hollywood has substance. Hollywood is, and will always be, a looks-based industry. That’s the answer to Why Is Blake Lively. Because, if you’ve spent any time at all watching Gossip Girl, you know it’s certainly not about talent. But it is about those legs. Full Story

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Summer in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 08:01:00 July 5, 2010 08:01:00

Blair escapes Chuck and runs to Paris. Serena goes with her. This will kick off the new season of Gossip Girl in the fall with two episodes devoted to the UES + France. Shopping and romance obviously ensue. And probably an 11th hour visit from the Bass himself. But thankfully no Little J. Because Little J has been banished and won’t be invited back until Sweeps when, hopefully, they’ll kill her off forever. Full Story

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Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 10:15:24 May 7, 2010 10:15:24

Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in that memorable Louis Vuitton. Remember? It was high fashion and edge and gorgeous. Full Story

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MET Sit DOWN: Jessica Szohr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2010 07:27:38 May 4, 2010 07:27:38

Someone actually posed harder than Renee Zellweger last night, especially when you consider who she actually is. Annoying, barely relevant Vanessa on Gossip Girl showed up at the Met Gala with a lot of Try on her face and a wannabe Jennifer Lopez expression leaving us with two questions: Who? And Why Is? Look at this bitch go for it. Full Story

She says she didn’t cheat...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2010 07:51:29 April 8, 2010 07:51:29

But no one believes her. When I saw them together last month at the Chateau Marmont, he did seem really into her. They make a disgustingly attractive couple. And although they keep f-cking around with her makeup and her hair and her clothes on Gossip Girl, Jessica is GORGEOUS. But according to Page Six Full Story

Worst of 2009: Ed Westwick at Teen Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2009 08:23:39 December 30, 2009 08:23:39

You’ve blocked it out, haven’t you? My Shamef-ck showed up at Teen Choice in August shamef-cking me to hell in his rolled up jeans and no socks and loafers, puckering his lips and posing like a cross dressing private school punk ballerina stuck inside a music box, what? I don’t know what. Full Story

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Please go away Skeevy T

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2009 11:43:14 December 9, 2009 11:43:14

Trip skeeves me out in a way that I haven’t been skeeved in a long, long time. When he made to cry, I almost became a cutter. He’s well cast then, I suppose. So now it’s Gossip Girl meets the Kennedy Family? My friend LB brought up a good point: Jackie Kennedy would NEVER have confronted Marilyn. Full Story

Absence creates hope

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2009 12:45:00 December 2, 2009 12:45:00

We were about to call it on Gossip Girl. Then we had to suspend the chats because Michelle went to Italy forever and Duana went to Austin forever and I went nowhere and suddenly, after 3 missed episodes, the show surged. Coincidence or conspiracy? Thank you for your emails (and some demands) wondering about our recaps. Full Story