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GG politics and a Ryan Gosling story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 12:51:36 November 6, 2009 12:51:36

The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t matter, we wondered why an 18 year is all of a sudden David Plouffe, and Robert Pattinson should sue Patrick Roberts for being too short and gross. Full Story

Pat-Ro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2009 08:14:47 October 28, 2009 08:14:47

They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is an important attribute when casting for Pattinson clone. Full Story

Blair dreams in sepia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2009 09:08:50 October 21, 2009 09:08:50

It was hyped as the boy on boy kiss episode but in the end there wasn’t enough tongue. There wasn’t enough anything. Actually no, there was too much Vanessa. Always too much Vanessa. And that hair. Sigh. Has our show left us? Why are Blair and Chuck middle aged? Why is he her life coach? It’s getting so bad even Dan is almost tolerable. Full Story

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Gossip Girl Chinatown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 14:57:47 October 14, 2009 14:57:47

You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in suck. Gossip Girl has sucked all season. Full Story

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We hate V

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 19:09:08 September 22, 2009 19:09:08

Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent from an entire episode. Here she is in New York today, Lindsay Lohan’s protégé, trying to be useful. Full Story

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Emmy GG breasts and disappointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2009 14:36:17 September 21, 2009 14:36:17

In my books Leighton Meester rarely loses out to Blake Lively. But last night at the Emmys, sigh, Leighton stumbled. Even with that horse ass tail of a hairstyle, Blake took this one heads ups. Yeah it was a titty show, as it’s always a titty show when it comes to Lively, but she’s 22, and she has a sick body, and at least this time the dress fit, and the makeup was great, and as far as obscenities go, comparatively speaking, her breasts weren’t so ridiculously faceslapping. Full Story

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He looks…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2009 15:42:45 September 3, 2009 15:42:45

Not gross. Can hardly believe it. Candid photos of Ed Westwick that don’t make me want to turn out the light. Shamef-ck? Is that really you? Your feet are not disgusting me. I don’t see your chest hair. What’s happening? Ed and Leighton Meester walked to set together continuing to shoot the new season of Gossip Girl. Full Story

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The boy who kissed Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2009 09:06:29 August 26, 2009 09:06:29

As revealed yesterday – spoiler alert – Chuck Bass on this season’s Gossip Girl will kiss a boy for Blair. The boy will be played by Neal Bledsoe and he was spotted on set today with Ed Westwick. Full Story

Bass kisses a boy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 13:09:08 August 25, 2009 13:09:08

SPOILER! Ausiello is reporting that Gossip Girl will go maybe gaybe early this season with Chuck Bass who snogs a boy called Josh Ellis because Blair needs Josh to pick her to deliver the freshman speech. Full Story

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GG WTF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 12:09:23 August 11, 2009 12:09:23

Watch. This. Fall. Gossip Girl the new campaign. And the teasers have been released online. Season premiere is September 14. Finally. Decent television. Aside from True Blood and HBO there’s been jack f-ck all on tv. Select photos of the cast are attached as they shoot in New York this week. Joanna Garcia plays Nate’s new love interest. Full Story