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I miss you Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 13:22:00 February 25, 2009 13:22:00

This Gossip Girl hiatus feels like an eternity. I think we still have another week to go before the Upper East Side makes a return. The good news? The CW has renewed it for another season. Hopefully the writing improves the last half of this season? Lately it’s been balls. Still… I need me some Chuck Bass. Full Story

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No one kisses like Chuck Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 14:05:37 February 16, 2009 14:05:37

SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from her facial expression though Chace wasn’t exactly lighting Leighton’s loins on fire. Full Story

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Jenny Humphrey isn’t cold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 18:15:37 February 12, 2009 18:15:37

In New York today on set at Gossip Girl. Everyone else between scenes is bundled up, including the adorable Leighton Meester but Taylor Momsen, a meltdown waiting to happen, appears to be immune to the frost, and looks older than everyone else. Almost older than even Kelly Rutherford. This is what Benjamin Button SHOULD have been about: why do kids these days turn 40 on their 16th birthdays? By the way, is Lily getting pregnant? Because back in the Cosby Show days it was one thing…but now, now the paper bag routine, or I guess on the UES it’s a Birkin, the Birkin cover up is getting tired. Full Story

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Chuck Wide Shut Yale Mole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 11:38:00 February 3, 2009 11:38:00

Another mediocre episode resulted in more tangents during our Gossip Girl weekly. Including a new obsession we called Yale Mole … This is what happens when there’s too much Dan and Serena and not enough Chuck. They took him away from the high school action, wisely I suppose, since he’s like a CEO or some sh-t now but still… leaving us to suffer through the bland blonde and her wishy washy boyfriend tangled up with Mary Kay LeTourneau, it’s cruel. Full Story

J Crew > Dan Humphrey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 08:51:00 January 21, 2009 08:51:00

What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper than Aaron Rose. And even Nate and Vanessa are hotter than anything to do with a Humphrey. Full Story

Chuck needs Spanx

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 15:52:00 January 13, 2009 15:52:00

It was our fixation this week. That Ed Westwick’s suits were just a little too tight… Sorry this is late and thanks for your messages asking about today’s Gossip Girl post. Duana, Michelle, and I we live across the country from each other. It’s an excuse for us to talk smack on Skype, be totally unproductive, and catch up in that intangible way friends do when life and LIFE often takes over. Full Story

Globes Worst Fit: Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2009 06:27:44 January 12, 2009 06:27:44

Like by 2 sizes. At least. Chill before you start foaming at the mouth and composing that hate mail. Am not saying she’s big. Of course she’s not big. But she’s making herself look bigger by stuffing her body into a dress that doesn’t fit. Take a closer look – that sh-t is so tight she can’t even tuck the hanger straps all the way into the side. Full Story

Chuck gets a massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 11:45:00 January 6, 2009 11:45:00

Gossip Girl returned last night – thanks for your emails today asking about the Weekly Chat. It’s back… although the first show of the year kinda sucked, non? Was the kind of episode you really didn’t have to pay attention to until the final 10 minutes. Until the big reveal. Which was a hot reveal. Full Story

Blair betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:29:00 December 15, 2008 11:29:00

Page Six is reporting that Leighton Meester is engaged to her boyfriend Sebastien Stan. Something about a Facebook profile. Is Facebook considered a “source” now? Anyway, his publicist has already denied it to Us Weekly Full Story