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Runaway Chuck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 12:46:00 December 9, 2008 12:46:00

Last night’s Gossip Girl made up for the Humphrey. The word Humphrey is now synonymous with ass. And now we have to wait til January f-cking 5th for a new episode. Gah! Does anyone care about anything other than Chuck and Blair? Leighton Meester makes my life. No. Leighton Meester is my life. Full Story

The Snowflake Ball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 14:04:00 December 2, 2008 14:04:00

Last night’s Gossip Girl… not so sharp. And still a not so sharp Gossip Girl is much much MUCH more watchable than 90210. Seriously. What happened there? How did they screw that up? Sorry to digress. Once again we were treated to a gluttonous display of Serena’s breasts. Once again, Blair and Chuck proved we could easily watch an entire season about them ONLY and the world would be a better place. Full Story

Everyone makes out with everyone else…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 14:10:26 December 1, 2008 14:10:26

In high school, at least once. And definitely the case on the Upper East Side. So according to W Magazine sources, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, costars on Gossip Girl, were spotted at the airport in Dallas sharing a few stolen moments – kissing, touching, flirting – even though they had already been recognised by fans and squealy girls. Full Story

Serena’s breasts for charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2008 07:55:00 November 20, 2008 07:55:00

They’ve become the third wheel in the Blair/Serena friendship, surprising cast additions on Gossip Girl that are, at times, as clever and conniving about making a scene as Ms Waldorf herself. Here is Blake Lively last night at the Gucci UNICEF event in New York offsetting her boring dress with a delectable eyeful of her cleavage. Full Story

Too much happiness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2008 13:03:07 November 18, 2008 13:03:07

Last night’s Gossip Girl was probably the worst episode ever in the show’s history. Ugh. Like, nothing bad happened. And nothing horrible was said to anyone. And Chuck didn’t zing. And Blair didn’t sass. And Serena put away her tits. And wore a horrible outfit for Thanksgiving. Full Story

Humphrey Hate-on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 10:02:00 November 11, 2008 10:02:00

They say Brooklyn is cool. If Brooklyn is so cool, why do the Humphreys live there? Because the Humphreys all suck ass. All of them. Ugh. Last night’s Gossip Girl wasn’t the best. Probably because there wasn’t enough Chuck. Mostly because there was too much Dan. And Jenny. And that smarmy too hipster little Aaron is a cheese noodle. Full Story

Blake Lively No Legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 06:56:15 November 11, 2008 06:56:15

All the editors at W Magazine must be completely cock-eyed – the only way to explain the decision to make THIS the new cover. It’s Blake Lively. And her head is bigger, MUCH bigger, than her waist. And she has no legs. And her dress is too small. And she looks like a tranny. And … WhatThe F-ck??? An entire photo shoot and this is the best they could come up with? More importantly though… can Jenny Humphrey please f-ck off? Full Gossip Girl breakdown of last night’s episode coming soon. Full Story

Floppy MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:59:24 November 7, 2008 10:59:24

SPOILER! CAUTION! Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy. When Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy it only makes me shamewant him even more. (Lara are you writhing right now?) Not even Blair can cheer up Chuck Bass’s sad and floppy hair. She chases after it but gets pushed away and all she can do is stand there looking sad and floppy too. Full Story

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You just hooked yourself a Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 09:59:00 November 4, 2008 09:59:00

Spoilers! Caution! Michelle wrote to me this morning that Blair needs to have Serena’s breasts killed off the show because they are usurping every scene. True. Last night’s episode had its moments but overall, can Jenny Humphrey please eat an avocado and then f--k off? And can she take “bad” Dan with her? Then again, he wrote the Chuck exposé which is setting up for the big death. Full Story

Glitter MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 08:58:45 October 21, 2008 08:58:45

Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will just have to enjoy (shamefully) these new photos of Ed Westwick on set wearing a sequined tuxedo jacket which is actually less ridiculous than Ed Westwick in jeans tucked into his boots. Full Story

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Madge & the MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 08:16:42 October 14, 2008 08:16:42

Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a bewildering mixture of disgust and longing. Full Story