Dear Gossips,
Slept a little, shopped more, had a lovely lovely dinner at The Wolseley with the lovely lovely Claire from Grazia. Why no Grazia in North America? Cutest fashion tips ever. Love, love, love.
Just back now from an insomnia-induced, drizzling run through Hyde Park around the most serene little lake … my heart belongs to London.
My heart however has no affection for NBC. It took that peacock an interminable amount of time and several fan petitions to lackadaisically renew Friday Night Lights, the most universally acclaimed show to come along in years but how easy now… a $1 million offer on the table for the exclusive first post-prison interview with that festering scab Paris Hilton? Hollywood Ebola who abuses animals and doesn’t care if her cat gets run over and leaves her dogs running up and down the street unleashed and unattended to? Bet your concrete tits Meredith Vieira will NOT be asking about that.
Weak. So weak.
As for The View considering hiring a homo gay as the Fourth Lady – about time. My vote is for Mario Cantone. But how about getting rid of that senile old bat Barbara Walters and giving the show a double shot of queer? Two flames, the faghag Joy, and the ultra-conservative Elisabeth every morning around the coffee table – I would watch every day…wouldn’t you?
Friday – catching up from yesterday, blogging all morning UK time then headed to a junket. Fill you in on everything magical and even a little muggle on Monday.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Canadian readers living in London are tossing around idea for a bit of a smutty gathering here. Which means we get shitfaced and gossip. Will update this section of the site over the weekend if something is confirmed.
PPS. Confirmed. Saturday night 7pm at Smith's of Smithfield, in Clerkenwell:
www.smithsofsmithfield.co.uk/sos/index.html