Dear Gossips,
I would have babies for Tina Fey. Only Tina Fey. If Tina Fey asked, I would warm up the unwarmable, my baby-hating inhospitable womb, and sacrifice my freedom. In a second I would.
Because Tina Fey is …everything.
Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live as Sarah Palin, did you see? That f&cking accent made my life. And then when she started Palin-posing in the middle of Hillary’s diatribe, forget Shiloh… there is a new god. Her name is Tina Fey.
Tina and Amy Poehler together. We need more, non?
Michael Phelps on the other hand… hosting SNL = Olympic-sized Fail. Michael Phelps is not Peyton Manning.
And in Toronto, there was nothing else on Friday night but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Ultra Supper Club. The two headlined the biggest party in the history of Ultra which had already boasted some marquee events throughout the festival, none of them generating more hype and more intrigue and more fan frenzy than Lilo herself. More on that later.
Monday – am home, am blogging all day, regular blogging schedule, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Nicole Richie is not under anger management.
PPS. Jennifer Aniston is not blowing second chances. Neither is Daryl Hannah.
PPPS. Here in Canada it is also an election year. But did you know that less than 25 per cent of young adults under 25 are turning out to vote at any given time? The cool kids under 25 would rather watch The Hills? D250: Make Your Mark is trying to reverse this trend, promoting youth involvement in community initiatives and encouraging youth engagement in the social and political arena.
On Saturday September 27th, Hedley will headline the D250 Rockin’ in the Free World concert in Halifax. Click here for more information. Jacob Hoggard is a sexy beast.