Dear Gossips,
What kind of an idiot takes a 4 year old to camp outside Paris Hilton’s house way past her bedtime??? If you live in Florida, please find this bitch and slap her shitless.
As for your emails – whether or not Daniel Radcliffe pinged my gaydar following his leather vest appearance in Details … no and not in person either. Just young and Eurostyle. Think Jude Law.
Tuesday, am online all day, refresh for new posts.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Much love and affection to Sue R who just had her baby Jack weighing in at a hefty 9 lbs – congratulations!