Groped by the Kingslayer

June 21, 2013 19:30:16 Posted at June 21, 2013 19:30:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cameron Diaz is still working on The Other Woman in New York. I feel like her entire wardrobe in this movie is white. Am I crazy? Anyway, today’s scene involved her being groped in public by Nicolaj Coster-Waldau, the Kingslayer in a neck brace. That’s not entirely acting, is it? Maybe it is...

Is that Spanx? Are we supposed to be seeing her Spanx here? This makes me crazy. That we live in a world where even Cameron Diaz has to wear Spanx. WHYYYYYYY does Cameron Diaz have to wear Spanx? She doesn’t. I don’t wear Spanx. Not because I don’t have to -- there are rolls, I assure you there are rolls -- but because I refuse to be that uncomfortable. And if I had her body? Sh-t, you couldn’t pay me with Prince Harry to put on Spanx. (OK, fine, maybe Prince Harry, only because he’s a kinky motherf-cker.) But you see, you see in this world, for whatever reason, even Cameron Diaz thinks she has to wear Spanx. Goddamn, will it ever stop?

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