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Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas

Dean Posted by Dean at December 27, 2012 19:18:56 December 27, 2012 19:18:56

How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner inspired message and, I think, his hand is actually on his dick. Full Story

By flirting, do you mean spitting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2012 20:15:34 November 26, 2012 20:15:34
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FameFlynet, Splash

I have a problem with portion control and I just ate way too much for lunch and chasing all of it by reading a story about Gerard Butler’s flirting method isn’t helping to keep it down. Spittle is currently promoting his next sh-t movie Playing For Keeps opening December 7th. I don’t understand why people keep casting him. Full Story

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Adrien Brody is in love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 22:42:44 November 12, 2012 22:42:44
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Wenn, Gigi Iorio/ Splash

And when Adrien Brody is in love, it’s like he’s showing you his dick. Check him out at the Rome Film Festival with girlfriend Lara Lieto. Is this a man who’s telling you he’s found the woman of his life, or is this a man telling you how hot sh-t his girlfriend is and that must mean he’s some hot sh-t too? He’s not the first or only dude to have done this, no, of course not. Full Story

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Axl 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 21:19:27 November 1, 2012 21:19:27
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INF

So... I used to have an Axl Rose problem. WHAT? I know. I KNOW. Don’t you think I know? He’s a crazy megalomaniac motherf-cker but back then, for those of you who can remember what he used to look like, he was rock hot, ok? And November Rain is a great ballad. And we didn’t have the internet and I only found out later that he chokes women. Full Story

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Gross Hippie Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:40:28 November 1, 2012 15:40:28

JLo Bear and Slum Bear spent Halloween in Germany on tour. So they dressed up as Hippie Bears and shared photos with the fans. As always, JLO Bear is gorgeous. As always, Slum Bear is vile. Especially the shot of him sliding low in his chair, sucking in his stomach like that makes his cock bigger or something. Full Story

Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 15:03:49 November 1, 2012 15:03:49
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Bauer-Griffin

Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about this and get back to me in 10 seconds. Full Story

Gross Bear turns 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 16:43:24 October 29, 2012 16:43:24
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

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Slum Love in Poland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2012 17:26:55 September 27, 2012 17:26:55
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez is performing in Poland this week. Here she is out on a run with members of her entourage including the Slum Lover, Casper Smart. We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Or least what we think would be the one year anniversary of their...togetherness. Full Story

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Slum Love in the pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2012 15:45:01 August 31, 2012 15:45:01
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Kadena Press/ WENN, SDFL/ Splash News

Well, at least she’s not wearing a belly chain. Given that she’s ok with the world knowing that that is her boyfriend and that she gave him a top job on her tour and that he calls her BEAR, slumming it with a belly chain while in her bikini might actually not be worse than the rest. Here’s JLo Bear with her kids, the bodyguards, the nannies, the entire crew, and Casper Bear hanging out in the pool at her hotel in Miami. Full Story

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For your lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 18:28:09 August 22, 2012 18:28:09
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Fame/Flynet

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

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