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Chicken Fried Princess gets a message from bed

May 28, 2012 15:19:01 Posted at May 28, 2012 15:19:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Daddy will love me if I agree to be on this show. Jason, my fiancé, will love me even more if I agree to be in this show. Jason will be there, holding my hand. Jason is smiling at me and nodding his head in encouragement. I’m doing a good job. I’m making him proud of me.” - This is what I wrote last week in an article about Britney Spears’s first day on X Factor auditions, having bailed halfway through the day, incapable of getting through the job without several long “breaks”, and no doubt a booster handful of pills and some sweet-talking, both administered, presumably, by Jason Trawick, her fiancé and conservator who must now resort to video messages taken in bed, and posted on the internet as a public proclamation of his pride and love so as to keep his ward motivated. Full Story

This Gross needs the Gossip Genie

May 3, 2012 17:56:29 Posted at May 3, 2012 17:56:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have been married a year now. There was some kind of vow renewal. And then they went on holiday last week where she showed off her ass in several bikinis. What? Of course the paps were there. One pap was there. So the shots are exclusive and it happens to be the same agency that keeps getting pictures of them while they’re on the beach, getting engaged, and generally just being gross. Full Story

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Slum Lover drives a truck now

April 9, 2012 15:53:43 Posted at April 9, 2012 15:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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Two gross bears just being gross

April 2, 2012 14:09:25 Posted at April 2, 2012 14:09:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise...Ew!Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Full Story

Creatively paying the boyfriend

March 13, 2012 21:19:31 Posted at March 13, 2012 21:19:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JLo is shooting a video in Mexico. Some outlets are reporting that her boyfriend Casper Smart is directing it. According to his Twitter, some other dude is actually the director but that dude refers to Casper as a “boss” so he’s probably in fact “producing it” which is her way of finding him a pay source without having it come out of her own pocket. Full Story

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JLo’s look of pride

March 2, 2012 18:59:39 Posted at March 2, 2012 18:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All the American Idol people went out for dinner last night. JLo, who is incapable of slumming down every situation these days, was accompanied by the backup dancer. It really, really grosses me out the way he looks in his pants. This of course is totally not how she feels. Check out her face in the passenger seat, gazing at him on the driver side, like full of pride at her boyfriend driving a car he can’t afford. Full Story

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Oscar slumming: Cameron Diaz edition

February 27, 2012 20:15:06 Posted at February 27, 2012 20:15:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ll say this: I really like the Gucci she wore to the show. I walked past her on my way to the press room and the beading on the skirt as she moved was gorgeous. In person Cam really carried this piece beautifully. But I did not enjoy the harsh orange Victoria Beckham she wore for Vanity Fair. Because of her build, on her it just looks like gym attire, especially from the waist up. Full Story

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Oscar Slumming: JLo edition

February 27, 2012 19:52:04 Posted at February 27, 2012 19:52:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I didn’t hate the silver Zuhair Murad as much as some of you. Having said’s Zuhair Murad. So not-hate will never become like or love. My feelings about JLo from last night though aren’t focused on her attire.How can they be when there’s so much other business to sh-t on. Like the body language she had going on with Cameron Diaz while they were presenting. Full Story

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Tickled by Billy Bob

February 14, 2012 18:50:16 Posted at February 14, 2012 18:50:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve been sitting next to Sasha the last few days which always makes me extra crude. Oh haven’t I mentioned? Sasha is quite possibly the crassest sh-t ever. She’s artful about it. But that doesn’t mean it’s dirty.So...Here’s Billy Bob Thornton at the Berlinale last night and all I can picture from that grossness on his chin is being tickled by it. Full Story

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No thank you. Forever.

January 27, 2012 18:20:35 Posted at January 27, 2012 18:20:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally.But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can we agree on what turns us OFF?Donald TrumpMen Who Wear Ed HardyGerard ButlerRight???Check out Gerard Butler in LA yesterday grossing the sh-t out of you. Full Story

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Proposal imminent

December 2, 2011 21:21:03 Posted at December 2, 2011 21:21:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A couple of weeks ago - seriously, like 2 weeks ago - JLo told Ryan Seacrest there was no one serious in her life. Really? Because JLo doesn’t know how to do “not serious”. JLo doesn’t understand dating casually. JLo doesn’t rebound, she remarries. And she and Casper Smart have not been apart now for weeks. Full Story