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That about sums it up.

No thank you. Forever.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 18:20:35 January 27, 2012 18:20:35
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Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally.But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can we agree on what turns us OFF?Donald TrumpMen Who Wear Ed HardyGerard ButlerRight???Check out Gerard Butler in LA yesterday grossing the sh-t out of you. Full Story

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Proposal imminent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 21:21:03 December 2, 2011 21:21:03
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A couple of weeks ago - seriously, like 2 weeks ago - JLo told Ryan Seacrest there was no one serious in her life. Really? Because JLo doesn’t know how to do “not serious”. JLo doesn’t understand dating casually. JLo doesn’t rebound, she remarries. And she and Casper Smart have not been apart now for weeks. Full Story

Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2011 19:02:49 October 3, 2011 19:02:49
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Wenn, Flynet, Bauer, Splash

Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne. It’s been almost a year since it was revealed that the two were sleeping with each other while married to other people. Liz insisted that her marriage to Arun Nayer was over when she started up with Shane. I’m not sure Shane’s wife would feel the same way. Still, she couldn’t have been surprised. Full Story

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Vile Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2011 08:35:00 February 18, 2011 08:35:00

Yesterday I asked you to think about how much cash money you’d demand in exchange for lying underneath Kelsey Grammer. I was really graphic about it. Because you have to imagine in order to appreciate Kayte Walsh’s life choice. What she’s sacrificing. Full Story

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Gerry at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 09:50:10 January 4, 2010 09:50:10

It’s expired. You can’t possibly use Dear Frankie anymore as a quiveration rationalisation for Gerard Butler. Or Phantom of the Opera, and he was gross in that anyway. As for his boorish grunting in 300 – that’s done too. At least the body is. So let’s recap shall we? Gerry has no real discernable talents. Full Story

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Work those hips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 07:45:00 September 28, 2009 07:45:00

Gerard Butler need not worry. About his career, yes. But about his pants problem? Not as much as Brendan Fraser. Last week I posited that Gerry’s pants were the most embarrassing in the business. That was before Brendan arrived at LAX looking like this. His are the mature version of Robert Pattinson’s mothering hips. Full Story