Brad Pitt covers the new issue of Interview interviewed by his friend Guy Ritchie. I’m into this photo shoot, not because he looks particularly good, but because it’s play and it’s interesting visually to see Brad Pitt play -- the Rastafarian, the gangster in a Liberace jacket, the stoner. Full Story

Guy Ritchie showed up at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in London with his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley. She is expecting again. Jacqui gave birth to their son Rafael last year. I liked this affectionate quote she gave about their family: “This is the first time I’ve been a biological mother but we’ve got the two big boys and they absolutely dote on Raf. Full Story

I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress...It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that doesn’t help either. I don’t understand how this happens. Full Story

Guy Ritchie is promoting Sherlock. There’s a short but rather insightful interview in Details and they actually get him to talk about Madonna which I suspect, if given the opportunity, he might do more if people actually gave him a platform. He certainly didn’t seem shy about sharing his feelings with the magazine. Full Story

It has been a long, long time since Gwyneth Paltrow has been photographed in public with Madonna. It’s been exactly 12 hours since Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed with Madonna’s ex-husband and Jacqui, the mother of his newborn baby. GOOP will roll her eyes and say that gossips are making something out of nothing and that a dinner with Guy Ritchie doesn’t mean she and Madge are no longer tight. Full Story

Massive premiere in London today – the final, final, FINAL carpet for the Harry Potter series in the motherland. There will be a premiere in New York on Monday but ... Harry is English, England is the heart of it. And here they almost all are to say goodbye and thank you. No, thank YOU. F-ck me I am crying again. Full Story

Tom Cruise was at that Joel Silver Memorial Day party in Malibu. So was Joel Silver. Joel Silver is producing Sherlock Holmes 2. Sherlock Holmes 2 opens on December 16. You know what else opens on December 16? Mission Impossible 4. Head to head! So Robert Downey Jr was also there. As was Sherlock director Guy Ritchie with his pregnant girlfriend Jacquie. Full Story

Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t buy. Which is perhaps why David was wearing his OBE on the wrong side. Full Story

Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. Or maybe they only extended him one spot because they didn’t want to take the chance that he’d bring his ex-wife Madonna. Full Story

According to the UK’s News of the World (yeah my eyebrow is right up there with yours), Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley are expecting. Jacqui is a model. They’ve been together a year or so. And supposedly the baby is due in September. To celebrate, Guy took Jacqui away on holiday where they can both relax. Full Story

In London today and they’re back: Guy Ritchie at the helm, Robert Downey Jr, and Jude Law together on set shooting Sherlock Holmes 2 looking super comfortable and happy to be reunited. They however will not be joined by Brad Pitt or Daniel Day Lewis as Moriarty in the sequel. Instead, Moriarty will be played by Jared Harris. Full Story

Yesterday it was Madonna getting mommy gushy with Lola on the set of W.E., now photos of her ex-husband Guy Ritchie picking up his boys Rocco and David Banda for his turn yesterday before taking them out for dinner at Wagamama. See Lorella? Wagamama! We had one right around the corner from our hotel. Full Story

Robert Downey Jr is in London. He was photographed leaving Guy Ritchie’s house today. Guy Ritchie meanwhile was photographed last night after dinner with his new piece. It’s too hot for me to bother with knowing her name and, frankly, do we have to? I’m all Snooked and JWowwed and Levi’d out. Full Story

While Guy Ritchie is hooking up with a new model every other day – click here to see - Madonna was in New York yesterday shooting an ad for D&G with a young male model. Full Story