Dance with GOOPy!

March 26, 2009 07:35:48 Posted at March 26, 2009 07:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay!

Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient.

Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships.

This week, GOOPy’s featuring a new video…starring, naturally, Tracy. Because she wants to show us all how to get bikini ready in a few short weeks!

Dance aerobics!

For cardio – supposed to be fun while burning calories. Gwyneth showed off a few steps on Oprah last year when she allowed the Mighty O’s cameras to shoot inside her deluxe fitness studio built right beside her apple orchard, where she spends at least 2 hours a day working out 6 times a week. We all have that kind of time, non?

Tight, tiny, thin!

This is the mantra.

Do they know what healthy means?

Just asking…

Oh and G…

Get a f-cking editor!!!

My typos are one thing, I’m a classless degenerate gossip hack.

But Gwyneth…Gwyneth sells perfect.

And time and again, the most amateur errors, the most junior mistakes are showing up on her publication.

As you can see, in the newsletter version of this week’s GOOP, at the very bottom reads the following:


FPO – awaiting next week copy

She misspelled Seth Rogen and Sofia Coppola a couple of weeks ago too. And the proofreading issues continue.

Bad form, G. Very bad form.

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