GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2010 07:35:27 April 30, 2010 07:35:27

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however...

Well the final choice made her tits hangs down to her waist, didn’t it?

Saggy GOOPy.

You’ll note that from the back it’s gorgeous. The front however is... um... matronly. It’s about as kind as I can be without offending a major demographic. There are a lot of people trying to convince me that G has had a breast lift or something. Doesn’t look like it here, hell na.

And then there’s our Manslinger Kate Hudson who recently added a little size and who can still hold up her still modest new additions on her own. It’s perhaps the best illustration of her alleged augmentation since those enhancement rumours made headlines. Definitely bigger. Definitely perky. MUCH more perky than GOOPy’s low sling. LOWWWW SLING. Like f-ck, GOOP is working some grandma tits. It’s embarrassing.

As for what she was like on Letterman –bless her because she was judgy. There’s a short clip below. And towards the end, note her reaction when Dave asks about bangers and mash. This is my G at her very best.

Photos from and Jemal Countess/