GOOPy & the Freeze!

November 9, 2009 07:03:07 Posted at November 9, 2009 07:03:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two ice queens share the screen, and one of them plays a woman turned man. Will anyone care? Will anyone see?

You know I love my Gwyneth but she can’t sell a movie unless RDJ is in it. Nicole Kidman’s box office poison is equally lethal. Now the two of them are starring in an independent film called The Danish Girl. The project was previously announced with Charlize Theron in G’s role. Charlize is out and G is stepping in to play Greta, an artist back in the 20s married to a dude called Einar who dressed up as a lady for Greta’s paintings and then eventually had a sex change to become a woman.

Gran will play Einar starting out as a man and ending up as…herself. Heh.

GOOPy the perfect mother has said that she can’t bear to be away from her children, can’t miss a day because that day is gone forever, but that sometimes the call of the artist is too strong to ignore. And given the personal sh-t she’s currently going through, it’s probably not a bad thing for her to throw herself back into work. Chris Martin continues to deny that he and Kate Bosworth are more than friends. Some friends f-ck. Just saying.

By the way, Gwyneth is currently up to her ass in home renovations. Remember, she and Chris bought the house next door and are mashing it into a larger one like Madonna. The latest GOOP has a few design tips, and links to other style sites from food to fashion and more including of course a mention of her friend Stella and a link to GILT. So if you lose out on that Giambattista Valli dress, blame the MiniVan Majority.

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