G Team on a Tuesday night

October 14, 2015 14:12:19 Posted at October 14, 2015 14:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwyneth Paltrow was out with Nicole Richie and Kate Hudson last night at the La Mer party. This is an amazing jumpsuit on her. She’s wearing the f-cking sh-t out of it. Too bad about the terrible hair. Thing is, I don’t have any suggestions here. Maybe grow it a few inches longer? But then if it was she and Kate Hudson would be almost twins.

Anyway, here’s what G posted on Instagram from the event:

As IF LA moms need an excuse on a school night.

But if I could mortgage my home to sit at their reserved booth at a party like this. And listen to the rolling commentary. Watch their faces if and when a random were to approach. Study the slight turn of the shoulders, inwards, a collective wall that goes up, and if they could, angle their bones so that it spells out “exclusive”. 

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