Gwyneth's deep V

May 12, 2011 08:03:12 Posted at May 12, 2011 08:03:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are a lot of French girls walking around here in Cannes not wearing bras. When it's done right, I love it. I mean obviously it's when the breasts are on the small side and sitting up nice but not too high, with a little teardrop action for the natural effect. It's hot. I would totally if I could. And I would wear Gwyneth's dress too if I had her chest. Like Kate Hudson's before her augmentation. Yeah, G looks a little too bony there, but my point is the size of them. Makes an outfit like this work.

It's particularly evident in the summer. They make all this backless or crisscross or halter sh-t that takes me out of the equation because I'm not slapping those sticker cups onto my chest - stop trying to convince me that they work - and you can only pull out the exposed bra look so many times as an on purpose statement before it starts getting a little too Amy Winehouse.

Here's Gwyneth at the National Movie Awards in London last night. Her face is so worn out lately. She'll tell you it's how "hard" she's been working. "Work" last night was presenting to Tom Hooper, director of The King's Speech. And even HE had to go out of his way to kiss her ass:

"This isn't the first award we have received for The King's Speech and of all those presenters, I have to say a special thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow for presenting this award."
It's kinda extra, but she would have pursed her lips, looked down, not embarrassed, but also not surprised.

Photos from Dave J Hogan/ and

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