Gwyneth is hairy
You’re going to be sad, you know. Gwyneth Paltrow is all up in your face right now, every day, making you hate her, or love her more, and then Iron Man 3 will come out next week in North America and she’ll retreat. And then there will be no one to bitch at or gush over. Raging on anyone else won’t be that much fun. So enjoy it while it’s here. As you can imagine, I have enjoyed it immeasurably.
Last night Gwyneth was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She talked about the cookbook. She talked about how she doesn’t like her butt cheeks. (See?! You just rolled your eyes. Who else can make you roll your eyes so reliably?) She sassed him when he said some stupid sh-t. I particularly enjoyed her comment about cocaine and Frosted Flakes.
And when Jay asked her about being named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, G answered, “Well, I'm 40 and I have two kids, and it’s pretty effing awesome”.
How are you? Are you OK? Because there’s more. G repeated the same sentiment during an appearance with Ellen, except instead of awesome, she called it rad. She and Ellen also talked about the sheer dress at the premiere of Iron Man 3. As you know, she didn’t wear underwear. Which apparently required an emergency razor situation because, as she explained, “I work a 70s vibe, if you know what I mean”. So basically, in order to get into the dress, she needed to groom the GOOP.
That’s right. Gwyneth Paltrow just revealed on national television that her bush needed trimming. God I love her. I love her so much.