Gwyneth: a lovers’ holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2015 14:40:55 July 15, 2015 14:40:55

These shots came out late Monday. And we weren’t able to get access to them until yesterday. And by then they’d been published in other places and the rate was still so expensive, I decided to just buy one and not several. That’s what I just said. I decided NOT to spend more money than I had to on Gwyneth Paltrow. Or, rather, Jacek was too cheap to spend more money than we had to on Gwyneth Paltrow. Just thought you’d want to know that.

So Gwyneth and Brad Falchuk are on holiday together in Positano. It’s a proper lovers’ holiday. As you can see, rumours that he’d dumped her? As if.

As IF!!!

Two people get married, they have kids, it doesn’t work out, they divorce. She’s now in her late 30s, early 40s. More often than not, and you know this, I know you know this, it’s the man who hooks up first; it’s the man who goes off and finds someone else, someone younger, someone thinner, someone prettier. It’s harder for the woman left behind.

That was never going to be Gwyneth’s story though. NEVER. And this is yet another thing she’ll lord over you. This is yet another thing you might hate her for. She’s not alone. And she’s not dating a loser ugly backup dancer. In fact, Brad Falchuk actually looks kinda good in these shots. Also, he has his own job. A really good job, actually. So… are you seething with rage right now? How can I help? Do you want me to say that I hope she’s using really good sunscreen? I hope she’s using really good sunscreen. 

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