Gwyneth Wears a Face

April 23, 2008 06:23:07 Posted at April 23, 2008 06:23:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And I don’t mean her snot face, which is a face she pretty much can’t take off.

My Gwyneth on the carpet last night at the Berlin premiere of Iron Man wearing a beaded short dress with a face on it. Love dresses with faces. I have a dress with a face too only mine was 30 pounds at Topshop whereas hers is probably priceless.

For someone who works out so much with Madonna, Gwynnie has terrible posture, non? On her it’s the slouch of noblesse ennui – upper class elite f&ckers bored to sh*t with their privileged lives, they can’t be bothered to stand up straight. Because trying to look confident is for the working class.

As you know, tipped off by her nasal little drawl, my Gwyneth has never been working class.

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