GOOPy bitchface!

September 18, 2009 11:31:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 11:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOOP the newsletter took a month off because it’s really exhausting telling people how to live.

GOOP packed up the kids and went touring with Chris Martin and Coldplay. She’s kept a very low profile all summer. Last time we saw her she was in Barcelona. Now she’s turned up again in Spain – she’s like an honourary citizen, didn’t you know? – this time at the Adolfo Dominguez fashion show. She was greeted by the designer. Of course she was.

She was also not amused by the riffraff. Front Row Bitchface!

Who’s she with?

Probably Spanish royalty. Of course.

It’s September so GOOP is back.

Last week she tried to be all Asian cooking Bibimbop on television with her friend Lee Gross. Bibimbop is the sh-t. YUM.


GOOP substituted with brown rice because “it’s healthier”. And…there’s NO EGG. Or beef.

What the f-ck kind of bibimbop is this??? Now I’m straight up angry.

After pissing on the bibimbop, G decides it’s time to tell you what to wear this fall, expensive and not so expensive options. Much more palatable than her cooking f-ckery. Click here to see.

Photos from Wire Image and

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