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Close to home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 06:36:25 December 15, 2008 06:36:25

Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is actually as scandalous as his personal life these days as repeat allegations of plagiarism threaten to shred the band’s reputation. Full Story

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GOOPy’s fake boobies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 08:49:18 December 12, 2008 08:49:18

Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. Full Story

Getting Gwyneth’s body

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 08:32:49 December 4, 2008 08:32:49

You want it? Well apparently you can have it. If you promise to work very hard. And if you can somehow get signed up at the Tracy Anderson Method location opening in New York City. And of course if Tracy “designs” your body for you. Seriously…this is the sh-t I live for. So my Gwyneth and Madonna – you know they work out with this woman Tracy Anderson who has supposedly reinvented fitness and Tracy is apparently so impressive Madonna cannot be without her and Gwynnie can’t be without so they have to share her by travel. Full Story

GOOPy single and skinny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 08:08:00 November 19, 2008 08:08:00

Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which probably means it’s manslinger Kate who’s screwing the rich dude and not the prissy Paltrow. Full Story

Manslinger in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 07:12:53 November 17, 2008 07:12:53

Kate Hudson was also at the Fountainebleau opening in Miami. Kate’s been hard at work all fall in London – as you can see, her manslinger’s is itching to get out. Ugh. Hate that colour. While inside, in between flirting and assessing which boy she’d bring home that night, Kate also found time to vamp it up with Gwyneth Paltrow – blonde Hollywood spawn, they’ve probably known each other for years. Full Story

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GOOPy approves…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 07:04:26 November 17, 2008 07:04:26

Of ARod? But he’s not British! WTF? At the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening on Friday night – the developers spent a billion dollars renovating the hotel and, judging from the guest list, spent part of that on celebrity attendees. Even my Gwyneth showed up, lowering herself to share a carpet with the likes of Ebola Hilton and the Kardashians and even Brody Jenner. Full Story

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GOOPy’s movie must suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 16:31:00 November 4, 2008 16:31:00

Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t pick a dress like this thinking it’s the most beautiful thing ever. She didn’t see it delivered from her stylist and actually believe everyone on the blogs - you, me, the haters, the MiniVan fashion conservatives who actually think Jennifer Aniston’s a style icon – would lose their sh-t over the beauty of her choice. Full Story

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Our CHOOPy Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 10:05:00 October 28, 2008 10:05:00

What is CHOOP? CHOOP is not GOOP. CHOOP is the antithesis of GOOP. GOOP is a night at a hotel no one can afford. GOOP is accessorising with Chopard. GOOP is using tuna steaks for tuna sandwiches. GOOP is emailing Deepak Chopra for a tea leaf interpretation whenever your daughter has a bad dream. In other words, GOOP is what Gwynnie would do. Full Story

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The GOOPy travelling mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:52:54 October 24, 2008 06:52:54

Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though it seems to be unanimous in smutty circles that that marriage is not as perfect as the Paltrow lets on. Full Story

In the GOOPy neighbourhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2008 12:38:12 October 23, 2008 12:38:12

We were shooting in Gwyneth’s area today. And just as we entered her tony neighbourhood, Michelle received an alert on her blackberry… it was the latest GOOPy newsletter! This issue – more recipes. Ugh. The tuna one totally sums her up though. Soy? Tuna steaks? What would happen if you used it from a can? No friend of Gwyneth would eat tuna from a can! There are several more GOOPy dishes – you’ll have to sign up to receive. Full Story

GOOPy Team Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2008 07:06:41 October 21, 2008 07:06:41

My Gwyneth dragged her skinny sanctimonious little ass out in the rain last night to promote her new film Two Lovers at the London Film Festival again without Joaquin Phoenix who hasn’t been seen in ages and no one seems to want to talk about it. Oh it’s tingling alright. But since this happened Full Story

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