Gwyneth Paltrow Gossip

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Anna Loves Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2008 08:22:10 April 15, 2008 08:22:10

It’s unanimous. Gwyneth’s new cover for the May issue of Vogue, as my husband would say, licks balls. Not even I, a Gwyneth worshipper through and through, can find an ounce of golden goodness in this goose. It’s horrid. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter that you hate it. Full Story

Becoming Blythe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2008 08:55:50 April 9, 2008 08:55:50

Gwyneth attended a breast cancer event last night representing Estee Lauder which is why Liz Hurley and her bulbous nose were there too. As you can see, Gwyneth is becoming her mother, Blythe Danner, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing…except that Blythe is in her 60s. Sigh. My girl is losing her mojo. Full Story

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Gwyneth at the Food Bank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2008 08:57:31 April 8, 2008 08:57:31

Iron Man opens in 3 weeks. As such, Gwyneth is making her rounds. And dropping in at the Food Bank doesn’t hurt the image either. Well bred, upper crust girls like Gwyneth love the food bank because the concept is easy to understand: Poor people are hungry. Hungry people need food. Here’s my girl at a Food Bank benefit in New York last night hanging out with her beautiful, tall, thin friends Helena Christensen and Christy Turlington (not pictured). Full Story

Gwyneth at the Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2008 04:22:49 April 7, 2008 04:22:49

Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to the wedding. Looks better in photos. I agree. Full Story

The New Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 09:48:00 March 18, 2008 09:48:00

Gwyneth today at The Prince’s Trust & RBS Celebrate Success Awards in London owning her new hair. Love the messy waves. Love, love, love. Love that it’s not “done”. In fact, aside from the shoes, the new Gwyneth is the best Gwyneth we’ve seen in a while. Sleek and sophisticated and fresh and ready to get back to work. Full Story

My Gwyneth: there for Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2008 07:16:50 March 18, 2008 07:16:50

Madge and my Gwynnie hooked up last night in London for dinner at Locanda Locatelli amid rumours that, despite assurances to the contrary, she and Guy are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. At issue, apparently, is that Madonna found out  Full Story

My Gwyneth and her ā€œCā€

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 07:17:46 March 10, 2008 07:17:46

Were you hoping for something pervy? It’s sexy… but not pervy. And probably full of sh*t…but still, Gwyneth Paltrow went to Selfridges and paid just over a hundred dollars for a “C” tattoo on her top of her thigh? Just before the private zone? According to the Steve Flannery, that’s what she wanted. Full Story

G Got a Hair Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2008 12:27:46 March 5, 2008 12:27:46

My Gwyneth and I are no longer hair twins. She’d been wearing her locks long and scraggly for a few years in the face of much criticism. I think I was the only one who loved it. Mine is still three quarters of the down my back but Gwynnie … has gone shoulder-length! Flynetonline.com Full Story

Kate H on the new Kate H

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2008 12:24:05 February 28, 2008 12:24:05

LOVE this. Remember way back? After Gwyneth and Brad broke up and he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? Word is when asked about his new relationship, Gwyneth, in a classic Gwyneth snotty moment, when asked about Aniston, referred to her as… That TV Girl. Amazing. Now Kate Hudson is on the cover of the new issue of Elle UK and similarly, when prompted for comment on her latest all-American rival Katherine Heigl, only had this to say: “Who is she? Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff. Full Story

My Gwyneth Back in Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 06:32:36 February 7, 2008 06:32:36

Most of you hate her snotty little face and her smut little attitude. It’s the way she looks at you, right? Because she is better than you. She is one of a few select women in the world who get first pass at the new Balenciaga bag half a year before anyone else. So of course she’s better than you, she’s better than everyone… don’t you know??? This is my Gwyneth last night in support of her BFF Madonna, radiant in pink, as fit as she’s ever been with long, taut, lean legs and hair that looks like it’s been trimmed… total gorgessity in her Oscar-winning colour. Full Story

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Madge for Malawi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2008 05:54:01 February 7, 2008 05:54:01

She brought Lola. Lola who is already 11 – can you believe she’s already 11? – and refreshingly actually still LOOKS 11, unlike Ali Lohan who only looked 11 when she was inside her Dina’s womb. And while Lola is clearly showing the unmistakable sign of little girl vanity, her mother appears to be succeeding in holding on to her youth. Full Story

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