Gwyneth’s rocker pelvic thrusts

December 20, 2012 19:00:57 Posted at December 20, 2012 19:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s with the sh-tty celebrity endorsements lately? Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers has been kind of a bust. Brad Pitt for Chanel was...an embarrassment. And Gwyneth Paltrow’s 7 part Max Factor series is... well...

Her first “persona” was the “writer”, wearing bangles and a blazer surrounded by paper -- click here for a refresher. Now it’s time to meet Gwyneth the “rocker”. Just as her cookbook gave her license to self-describe as a writer, I suppose her guest-starring appearances in Glee support the assertion that she’s... a rock girl?

Um, remember when Gwyneth was Joan Jett?

This time the black leather has been replaced by sparkles and tousled hair. And grinding at the microphone. And whipping her hair around. Oh God the FONTRUM. Look at it.

In less embarrassing Gwyneth news, word is, as we close the year, she and Chris are closer than ever -- probably the strongest their relationship has been in a while. The two were out for dinner the other night in London with someone who resembled Glee’s Naya Rivera. (Thanks Allison!) G and Chris were rather into each other, even kissing a few times at Coya, and Chris reciprocated all of G’s affection, and referred to her as his “wife” quite often.

What do you think he thinks when he watches her being “electric”?

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