Halle Berry Gossip

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Ewan McGregor: Hot & Silver for Miss Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Those shoes on anyone else would be total ass. On Ewan McGregor…hotness. Love.Him. Don’t know why it’s always Jude Law who sets the loins ablaze. Between the two friends, for me, it’s always been Ewan, particularly when he’s wearing black eyeliner and lusting openly over Halle Berry on the red carpet. Full Story

Hot Halle, Hot Hanks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

So I finally saw The DaVinci Code and while I still don’t think Tom Hanks is Robert Langdon I did find myself oddly attracted to him. The hair didn’t bother me as much as I thought it would and it was refreshing to see him all “man” and heroic especially in a very nice designer suit. Too bad the movie was rubbish. Full Story

Halle Berry is budget all over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2006 12:00:00 May 16, 2006 12:00:00

That weave must go. SOOO ghetto, don’t you think??? As for the budget dress - I don’t care who designed it. Anything that looks this tacky and this cheap, that gives Halle THE BODY a bulge is wrong, wrong, wrong. Pregnancy rumours? Sure, fire ‘em up again. Especially since it would mean she’s making sweet, Zeus-approved love with that total sex god Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Obviously Halle Berry isn"t ugly. But her dress is. And her hair too. The peekaboo lace, the budget looking embroidery, the straight outta the 90s necklace - It"s the kind of ensemble best worn with cheese ass acrylic nails and too much hairspray, on a gumsmacking tart in Atlantic City, looking to bag a horny middle aged, moderately successful businessman who will lavish her with a white fur coat and a cadillac and a trip to Hawaii. Full Story

Lara Flynn Boyle: damage irreversible?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

LFB was at the Tribeca film festival recently and clearly demonstrated the devastating effects of over injection and under nutrition. Not to be mean but with the combination of lip droop and the weird bloat, she looks like she"s had a stroke. And she"s only 36! Just to put it in perspective - Halle Berry is 4 years older. Full Story

Halle & Gabriel: gorgessity overload

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Walking hand in hand in NYC this week. So let me get this straight: Halle Berry is one of the most breathtaking women in the world. She has one of the most delicious bodies in the world. She has an Oscar. She has a clothing deal. She is reasonably intelligent and her fairy Godmother is Oprah which means she"ll have gold dust blown up her ass for the rest of her natural born life. Full Story

From Grace in Laval: Halle clings to love?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

Is it Halle Berry?I heard she"s pretty desperate! Dear Grace, Maybe 10 years ago, but not these days. After all, Oprah"s her number 1 fan. With that kind of support, Halle doesn"t need to resort to such weakness. Think of someone less mature who isn"t quite as practiced and experienced in the art of loving and leaving. Full Story

From Carly: on Joaquin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

Do you REALLY think that he"s relapsed and is drinking again and that is what caused his roll over car accident? Or is it just something that you and your fellow gossip brethern are putting out there to make the story more salacious? I mean, I"ve got friends in Los Angeles, I"ve been there and the roads he was driving on are pretty curvy. Full Story

Halle"s new beau?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2006 12:00:00 January 24, 2006 12:00:00

So the smut lines were buzzing yesterday when new photos surfaced of Halle Berry accompanied by a very hot, if mildly cheesy, French Canadian model who she apparently met during a Versace ad shoot, from Glitterati. His name? I didn"t bother to learn it. Full Story

Best Colour: Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

I can tell you’ll rag on me for this but let me explain. Some women are made for super high glamour. Like Nicole Kidman. And Catherine Zeta. And Halle Berry too. Some don’t suit it. They are simply not fashionistas. For this select group of women, it’s better to go quirky. To celebrate their own unique sense of style. Full Story

Beautiful Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Pure, unadulterated gorgessity. If I didn"t love her so much, I"d hate her to pieces for being so beautiful. And for having the kind hair that I will never, ever be able to achieve. Here"s Natalie looking totally adorable at yet another pre-Globes bash this weekend showing off her growing pixie cut. Full Story