Halle Berry Gossip

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Angels in New York

October 16, 2009 07:51:53 Posted at October 16, 2009 07:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that they hit up sometimes when they need a good laugh. Full Story

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Halle ate a burger

September 18, 2009 06:51:10 Posted at September 18, 2009 06:51:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Way to go Life & Style. There was an article I posted a while back about tabloid hierarchy. Click here if you’re new to the site and have not read it. Halle Berry’s faux pregnancy is a good recent example of why I call Life & Style a bottom feeding rag. Full Story

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Hand clasp or finger link?

August 7, 2009 13:26:19 Posted at August 7, 2009 13:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry went out last night. So perfect. Ugh. Anyway, note the way they’re holding hands. We talked about this backstage at a live show recently, Dylan and I. A live show is a lot of standing around. At eTalk they get us all dressed up and made up hours before so we can shoot next day links and then we end up waiting for hours until we go to air. Full Story

Keep slapping us in the face

July 7, 2009 16:39:35 Posted at July 7, 2009 16:39:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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Real people don’t look like this

July 2, 2009 11:11:03 Posted at July 2, 2009 11:11:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory Full Story

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Do you feel ugly?

May 12, 2009 06:26:07 Posted at May 12, 2009 06:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you bloated? Did your hair not work this morning? Do you have a pimple? If yes… skip to the next. Because you won’t feel any better about yourself after this. It’s Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry shopping the other day and reminding us how ugly we are. Like, we’re ugly. Don’t get me wrong – self confidence is a good thing. Full Story

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Hugh and Halle together again

April 29, 2009 07:01:09 Posted at April 29, 2009 07:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her best in a tight black dress to generate enough heat to deflect Mel Gibson’s mail order nasty. Full Story

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RDJ and all his friends

April 21, 2009 07:30:00 Posted at April 21, 2009 07:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of The Soloist last night with co-star Jamie Foxx, not the most popular dude these days. RDJ on the other hand is everybody’s favourite, and he turned up the charm last night with his wife, and Catherine Keener by his side, and Halle Berry showed up too, in flipflops and her body poured into a striped dress with curves and an ass and when I see her I’m always reminded of the time Ewan McGregor was caught mid-interview lasciviously admiring her and he was mildly criticised for it but really, can you blame him? The Soloist hits theatres on Friday, will likely not do much at the box office. Full Story

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The only man for lime green pants

April 16, 2009 17:54:44 Posted at April 16, 2009 17:54:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But barely. It’s Gabriel Aubry (with Agyness Deyn), SO beautiful, shooting a commercial in New York today wearing lime green pants. On any other man it would have been a disaster. On Gabriel it’s… alright. Just alright. And you know, this is the best it’ll ever be. The most effectively styled, the most flattering shots. Full Story

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Getting some Halle love…and luck!

February 19, 2009 15:05:20 Posted at February 19, 2009 15:05:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today at the Essence Magazine Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon – Halle Berry as usual looking immortal, even though the dress might be a little Kate Beckinsale for an afternoon event. Love how Kate Beckinsale is now synonymous with Overdress. I am STILL offended by her Grammy gown. Anyway, not sure how I feel about the business going on at the back of Halle there… You like? Is it a squirrel? Anyway, also at the event, also gorgeous – Supporting Actress nominee Taraji P Henson. Full Story

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So much gorgessity! Oh yeah, and him

February 13, 2009 09:49:22 Posted at February 13, 2009 09:49:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy how beautiful she is. Full Story

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