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Best Hair: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:36:19 January 18, 2010 08:36:19

And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of not short hair. This really is her best hair. Full Story

Perfect family travel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:22:56 November 6, 2009 08:22:56

What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story

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Halle > Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 07:27:31 November 2, 2009 07:27:31

As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well. Full Story

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Angels in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2009 07:51:53 October 16, 2009 07:51:53

I have a photo shoot today. As mentioned before, I suck sh-t at photo shoots. It’s because I can be extremely UNphotogenic. To the point where our etalk publicists have created a “DO NOT EVER OPEN OR USE OR EVEN LOOK AT” folder full of my old pictures that they hit up sometimes when they need a good laugh. Full Story

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Halle ate a burger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2009 06:51:10 September 18, 2009 06:51:10

Way to go Life & Style. There was an article I posted a while back about tabloid hierarchy. Click here if you’re new to the site and have not read it. Halle Berry’s faux pregnancy is a good recent example of why I call Life & Style a bottom feeding rag. Full Story

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Hand clasp or finger link?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 13:26:19 August 7, 2009 13:26:19

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry went out last night. So perfect. Ugh. Anyway, note the way they’re holding hands. We talked about this backstage at a live show recently, Dylan and I. A live show is a lot of standing around. At eTalk they get us all dressed up and made up hours before so we can shoot next day links and then we end up waiting for hours until we go to air. Full Story

Keep slapping us in the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 16:39:35 July 7, 2009 16:39:35

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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Real people don’t look like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 11:11:03 July 2, 2009 11:11:03

When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory Full Story

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Do you feel ugly?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 06:26:07 May 12, 2009 06:26:07

Are you bloated? Did your hair not work this morning? Do you have a pimple? If yes… skip to the next. Because you won’t feel any better about yourself after this. It’s Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry shopping the other day and reminding us how ugly we are. Like, we’re ugly. Don’t get me wrong – self confidence is a good thing. Full Story

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Hugh and Halle together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 07:01:09 April 29, 2009 07:01:09

For one night. After all, she was/is part of the X-Men franchise. So last night Halle Berry came out to support the latest installment. Besides, how could she deny Hugh Jackman? Here they are, reunited on the carpet, she gave him a big hug, and she did her best in a tight black dress to generate enough heat to deflect Mel Gibson’s mail order nasty. Full Story

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RDJ and all his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 07:30:00 April 21, 2009 07:30:00

At the premiere of The Soloist last night with co-star Jamie Foxx, not the most popular dude these days. RDJ on the other hand is everybody’s favourite, and he turned up the charm last night with his wife, and Catherine Keener by his side, and Halle Berry showed up too, in flipflops and her body poured into a striped dress with curves and an ass and when I see her I’m always reminded of the time Ewan McGregor was caught mid-interview lasciviously admiring her and he was mildly criticised for it but really, can you blame him? The Soloist hits theatres on Friday, will likely not do much at the box office. Full Story

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