Halle Berry Gossip

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Halle works it too!

March 28, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on a junket, she doesn’t moan about fatigue, even when she was reportedly being pissy pants about the X series, about quitting the X series, about her smaller role in the X storyline, she still smiled her smile and played the game. Full Story

Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no

March 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which will no doubt rile the MiniVan. Full Story


February 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of my favourites and almost perfect. Almost. Because for all the self discovery and the success and of course the outside package, Halle Berry has/had one huge flaw: she sucks at picking good men. And don’t we all know a girl like that? Wesley Snipes is rumoured to have boxed the sh-t out of her ear (he denies it), David Justice is an asshole, Eric Benet was a sex addict… can Halle Berry find true, healthy, lasting love? Perhaps it’s naïve but I think she has her best shot with Gabriel Aubry. Full Story

Halle Berry Bump Analysis

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The Hotness… So is she? Is Halle Berry carrying genetic perfection (or NOT according to myCelebrity Baby Theory). Full Story

Ewan McGregor: Hot & Silver for Miss Potter

December 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those shoes on anyone else would be total ass. On Ewan McGregor…hotness. Love.Him. Don’t know why it’s always Jude Law who sets the loins ablaze. Between the two friends, for me, it’s always been Ewan, particularly when he’s wearing black eyeliner and lusting openly over Halle Berry on the red carpet. Full Story

Hot Halle, Hot Hanks

June 4, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I finally saw The DaVinci Code and while I still don’t think Tom Hanks is Robert Langdon I did find myself oddly attracted to him. The hair didn’t bother me as much as I thought it would and it was refreshing to see him all “man” and heroic especially in a very nice designer suit. Too bad the movie was rubbish. Full Story

Halle Berry is budget all over

May 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That weave must go. SOOO ghetto, don’t you think??? As for the budget dress - I don’t care who designed it. Anything that looks this tacky and this cheap, that gives Halle THE BODY a bulge is wrong, wrong, wrong. Pregnancy rumours? Sure, fire ‘em up again. Especially since it would mean she’s making sweet, Zeus-approved love with that total sex god Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Halle Berry

May 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously Halle Berry isn"t ugly. But her dress is. And her hair too. The peekaboo lace, the budget looking embroidery, the straight outta the 90s necklace - It"s the kind of ensemble best worn with cheese ass acrylic nails and too much hairspray, on a gumsmacking tart in Atlantic City, looking to bag a horny middle aged, moderately successful businessman who will lavish her with a white fur coat and a cadillac and a trip to Hawaii. Full Story

Lara Flynn Boyle: damage irreversible?

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LFB was at the Tribeca film festival recently and clearly demonstrated the devastating effects of over injection and under nutrition. Not to be mean but with the combination of lip droop and the weird bloat, she looks like she"s had a stroke. And she"s only 36! Just to put it in perspective - Halle Berry is 4 years older. Full Story

Halle & Gabriel: gorgessity overload

April 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Walking hand in hand in NYC this week. So let me get this straight: Halle Berry is one of the most breathtaking women in the world. She has one of the most delicious bodies in the world. She has an Oscar. She has a clothing deal. She is reasonably intelligent and her fairy Godmother is Oprah which means she"ll have gold dust blown up her ass for the rest of her natural born life. Full Story