Halle Berry Gossip

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Demi the new Nicole?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Sigh. Bump watch is my least favourite of all the gossip watches. Mostly because I don’t give a sh-t but also because most of the time it’s based on whether or not a woman happens to be bloated. Which isn’t exactly reliable scientific smut. Three months ago, Halle Berry went out for groceries and her stomach wasn’t concave – all of a sudden she was supposed to be expecting. Full Story

Halle Berry: Never mind the star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

A star on the Walk of Fame - given the fact that Paula Abdul has one, I’m thinkin’ Halle’s Oscar Club is WAY more exclusive. And an Oscar can’t be bought either – just ask the Gay Midget Dwarf. Celebrate instead her relationship with the doting, the supporting, the sweetest Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

Halle works it too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on a junket, she doesn’t moan about fatigue, even when she was reportedly being pissy pants about the X series, about quitting the X series, about her smaller role in the X storyline, she still smiled her smile and played the game. Full Story

Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which will no doubt rile the MiniVan. Full Story

Halle…Finally?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2007 12:00:00 February 8, 2007 12:00:00

One of my favourites and almost perfect. Almost. Because for all the self discovery and the success and of course the outside package, Halle Berry has/had one huge flaw: she sucks at picking good men. And don’t we all know a girl like that? Wesley Snipes is rumoured to have boxed the sh-t out of her ear (he denies it), David Justice is an asshole, Eric Benet was a sex addict… can Halle Berry find true, healthy, lasting love? Perhaps it’s naïve but I think she has her best shot with Gabriel Aubry. Full Story

Halle Berry Bump Analysis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 3, 2007 12:00:00 January 3, 2007 12:00:00

New photos have hit the web via Splash News – Halle with the slightest, teeniest, tiniest of bulges. And here we go again… Is she pregnant? She’s been saying she wants a baby and Gabriel Aubrey is, by all accounts, totally crazy about her, treats her like gold, clearly The Hotness… So is she? Is Halle Berry carrying genetic perfection (or NOT according to myCelebrity Baby Theory). Full Story

Ewan McGregor: Hot & Silver for Miss Potter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Those shoes on anyone else would be total ass. On Ewan McGregor…hotness. Love.Him. Don’t know why it’s always Jude Law who sets the loins ablaze. Between the two friends, for me, it’s always been Ewan, particularly when he’s wearing black eyeliner and lusting openly over Halle Berry on the red carpet. Full Story

Hot Halle, Hot Hanks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00

So I finally saw The DaVinci Code and while I still don’t think Tom Hanks is Robert Langdon I did find myself oddly attracted to him. The hair didn’t bother me as much as I thought it would and it was refreshing to see him all “man” and heroic especially in a very nice designer suit. Too bad the movie was rubbish. Full Story

Halle Berry is budget all over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2006 12:00:00 May 16, 2006 12:00:00

That weave must go. SOOO ghetto, don’t you think??? As for the budget dress - I don’t care who designed it. Anything that looks this tacky and this cheap, that gives Halle THE BODY a bulge is wrong, wrong, wrong. Pregnancy rumours? Sure, fire ‘em up again. Especially since it would mean she’s making sweet, Zeus-approved love with that total sex god Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2006 12:00:00 May 11, 2006 12:00:00

Obviously Halle Berry isn"t ugly. But her dress is. And her hair too. The peekaboo lace, the budget looking embroidery, the straight outta the 90s necklace - It"s the kind of ensemble best worn with cheese ass acrylic nails and too much hairspray, on a gumsmacking tart in Atlantic City, looking to bag a horny middle aged, moderately successful businessman who will lavish her with a white fur coat and a cadillac and a trip to Hawaii. Full Story