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The Lilo and the Ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2006 12:00:00 September 7, 2006 12:00:00

So you saw the ring yesterday, many of you have written to ask about the rumoured engagement, especially now that she’s flashing that rock around like she desperately wants you to notice. And THAT is the precisely the point, savvy? I have no inside information to confirm or debunk a proposal. What I do know is that her team is working overtime to put this new “stable” relationship with this new “stable” guy on the cover of every magazine. Full Story

Lilo betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

Harry Morton was snapped at Cartier buying what looked to be an engagement ring. As you can imagine, everyone then proceeded to lose their sh*t. Shortly after, his publicist releases a statement CONFIRMING he was at Cartier, stopping short of revealing what exactly was purchased. And then, they’re off to Hawaii – presumably for a proposal? Is it just me or does the entire thing stink of coincidental conspiracy? Two recent items in the NY dailies about her *improved* behaviour thanks to a straightlaced boyfriend even though sources who just wrapped with her on Georgia Rule say differently, now a possible engagement signalling stability to go along with an attempt to improve her professional reputation – the timing really couldn’t be better non? Especially now that every gossip from here to Kazakhstan knows about the Pink Taco… Still waiting at press time for an official announcement but if this thing does fly, 500 bucks says she pulls a Julia Roberts on Kiefer Sutherland. Full Story

Worst Manorexic Tanorexic: Harry Hamlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2006 12:00:00 August 28, 2006 12:00:00

A total has-been, I know, and yet in honour of Karl Lagerfeld, I feel we must single out Harry for his impressive starvational abilities. Bitchbeaten by a fan? Not Harry, not if he keeps this up. These sunken cheeks have Chanel written all over them, to say nothing of the orange – a shade of tangerine The Kaiser would approve of with an imperceptible nod and maybe, just maybe, a tweak of his pinky – you know how many people would give their tits for a tweak from that pinky? Full Story

Hot Harry and the Hooters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2006 12:00:00 August 16, 2006 12:00:00

This is why I love the London Sun , a paper with a smutty soul, keenly aware that we"d much rather see Hot Harry cupping a tit than Beaver Buck Wills boring someone with his bald spot. According to TMZ the royals are not disputing the legitimacy of the photos, but they do claim that they are old, 3 years old in fact, well before his relationship with Chelsy, well before his yearlong commitment to her. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Mischa Barton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

Total bitch. Yes. Prime candidate for eventual karma face. Yes. But also one of the loveliest looking young starlets around, from head to toe, on style and sensuality, few can beat Mischa Barton. Here she is at some polo event today in the UK – perfect per usual. A dress to die for, understated, unadorned hair, fresh skin without layers of makeup…it’s really too bad this girl is such a frickin’ cow. Full Story

The Daily Hot Harry: Hot Harry plays polo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

Sweet mother of loin quivering madness…can you get enough of Harry??? Can you get enough of any man who looks like this, who can control a rippling beast between the strong clench of his young iron royal thighs??? And here’s the thing… the Hotness of the Harry is actually just beginning. He will bloom, y’all. Full Story

Thursday, July 27, 2006 Dear gossips, Today was a good day. In fact, it was a fantastic day. Because when the Goddess shows her might, she can be a bad, bad bitch. Fortunately for us, Tori Spelling"s on the receiving end. Remember what a told you about karma calamity? About my people and the dragons and the heavens and the wrath? This, my friends, is just the beginning and it is a lovely way to grind out the rest of the week. Also in this short issue: on Jada and Suri, on why Harry is #3, on Lilo"s hospitalisation, on gays and cheating, on Nicole"s mysterious bump, and by popular demand, one more Belle hint.

The Firecrotch overheats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

Have you heard? Lilo was hospitalised yesterday for getting too hot on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. It was a scorching day in Hollywood and apparently she withered under the sun, after working for over 10 hours straight. Right. You ever been on a film set? You ever been on a film set with an A-list actor? Let me tell you how it goes, ok? There are these big vehicles called trailers? And the bigger the star, the bigger the trailer? And, like, when the actor isn"t under the cameras, she"s usually in the trailer? So the director and all the techie people, they, like, set up the shots and make sure the lighting is right and then when everything"s in place, some little minion runs to the trailer and says, "Miss Fabulous? They"re ready for you", at which point Miss Fabulous comes out of the air conditioned trailer and goes into the shot and tries to do it as many times as it takes to get it right while make up artists and assistants hover around with water or M&Ms or whatever"s needed to placate the star and after 15 hours of repeating the same trailer to set to trailer thing over and over again, the star gets to go home. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse has a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2006 12:00:00 July 27, 2006 12:00:00

Not very mature, I know. But still, it would be criminal NOT to acknowledge Harry"s wonderful equine attributes. And I think we can now conclude DEFINITIVELY why he is the better prince. Because while his brother got stuck with a set of honking beaver bucks, Harry was spared the horsey teeth and bestowed with a horsey something else. Full Story

Lilo & Harry: 10 days & counting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

They’re from before the weekend but by all accounts, Lindsay and Harry are still an item – not only sleeping together but apparently eating, smoking, toking, and drinking together too. Shocking, non? Now while I’m fully supportive of the Firecrotch spreading her vaginal flames as far and as wide as possible, I’m rather concerned about the kind of effect this overusage can have on her long term physical prospects. Full Story

Lilo & McConnaughey???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

That"s what I"m hearing exclusively, gossips. Just got a hot tip that Matthew was having a casual bash at his place in Malibu on Saturday and Lindsay was "all over him", practically dry f&cking him in front a room full of people. Wonder if he worked his play on her too. But remember…Lilo is also still makin" it happen with that taco Harry dude andI really do admire a girl who can own her inner and outer slut. Full Story