Celebrity agriculture

March 5, 2009 08:19:01 Posted at March 5, 2009 08:19:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Bilson and her betrothed Hayden Christensen spotted in Malibu yesterday after lunch. His legs look skinnier than hers. And she’s TINY. Ew.

Anyway, Hayden and Rachel have been spending a lot of time in Ontario working on his farmhouse. Am also told that they’ve also been visiting local breeders looking for a dog that can herd all their goats. Livestock too. For reals. A real farm. Like agriculture and sh-t.

Can you picture her milking a cow? I can’t picture her milking a cow.

And …

Is this your dream dude?

Beautiful actor says marry me but let’s make house away from the city surrounded by bleating animals and manure…

Maybe for a weekend once every 4 months but a permanent residence?

I get it. This is the life for some. And it’s very, very fulfilling. If this pertains to you, you are better than me. Infinitely. Being a shallow materialistic bitch and born under the sign of the Ox in the middle of the night, I however have no such bucolic aspirations. Even oxen get to rest at night. My mother says this is why I’ve had such an easy life. Because an ox usually slaves away in the fields in the day time. If I had been born in Hong Kong, this would have been the case. But she was so smart – it’s always about her – she gave birth to me in Canada, a 12 hour difference, at 1:00am, which is why I’m not at the chicken market in Yuen Long with bad teeth and a voice louder than hers.


Photos from Wenn.com

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