November 21, 2007 09:06:30 Posted at November 21, 2007 09:06:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s 18 going on 30. Not quite as disturbing as Ali Lohan and infinitely cuter but still… this girl looks old. And poses old. And acts old while acting cute. It’s called baiting the weak.

Wonder if Milo was weak?

She says he wasn’t. In a new interview with GQ with the attached photos Hayden denies they ever hooked up and also decides to shoot herself in the mouth, insisting she will never go to rehab, will never be popped for DUI, and will never be Britney Spears all while acknowledging her newfound paparazzi popularity. Of course she plays like she never expected it, that she never courted it.

Excerpts below:

So tell us, Hayden—when do you intend to become the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood?
Never, never. Cross our fingers.

We can’t schedule it for your twenty-first birthday or anything like that?
You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUIs. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.

Will you at least go into a gas-station bathroom without shoes on?
No, that’s disgusting. I’ve walked around other places maybe without my shoes on, but not bathrooms.

Tell us what your past couple of years have been like, since Heroes began.
This business tends to turn your life upside down. For some strange reason, I’ve become one of the targets of the paparazzi. Things get crazy. You try and hold on to that little part of normal that you can.

It seems, in a weird way, that we’re all pushing these young women toward meltdowns.
Absolutely. Britney Spears, for example. That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope. Probably made 90 percent of the stuff up along the way. I can’t even imagine if I had it like she does. She’s someone that I’m rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback.

But seriously…look at this body. And that wanton arch of her back, the youthful curves, not a girl, not yet a woman. Hayden Panettiere is trouble.


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