From Kathy M: About the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2006 12:00:00 January 4, 2006 12:00:00
Brand new visitor - what"s the freebie 5? Dear Kathy: Glad you asked. The Freebie 5 is something I totally ripped off of Friends and it"s a list of 5 "unattainables" I"d have permission to tap without consequence from my husband should the opportunity arise. As you can see, Joaquin Phoenix currently occupies the #1 spot. For obvious reasons. The man is a sexy, creepy hunk o" burning hotness and if I ever found myself under a waterfall in his presence, you bet your ass he"d have the soaking of a lifetime. But I digress. The point is that we all have our fantasy lovers. And I think five is a good number. It"s not excessive, it"s not greedy, but it gives you enough of a variety to represent all of your perverse, or otherwise, sexual proclivities. Unfortunately, at the moment, the fifth spot on my list is vacant. It was occupied a few weeks ago by Jake Gyllenhaal who has sinced turned into a sulky bitch and I"m not so much of a narcissist to say that petty whiny spoiled brats turn me on. So I"ve been taking nominations. Heath Ledger is gaining momentum. And since I love hopping on bandwagons, you just might find his name there in a week or two, depending on what happens at the Golden Globes. Hope that answers your question.

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