This is what happens when you were never in Paris and Karl doesn’t know you. Karl is a f-cking bitch, obviously, but he’s not wrong. Look at this sh-t. And she’s a model and fashion expert? By what qualification? She’s probably the only “model” who’d get turned down by the major fashion houses. Full Article

As a model she’s supposed to understand clothing, right? And the host of Project Runway too? God Heidi Klum has some sh-t taste. It’s normally slightly better off the red carpet than on it but look here – what is this shirt? Also, check this... Full Article

Emily Blunt looked great in a slashed dress the other night – click here to see. Here’s how not to do it by Heidi Klum. Super tacky. It’s that much worse when a so-called supermodel has bad taste, non? Full Article

Hi Hayley, I want to be able to do pushups! My goal is to be able to do 10 with proper form.  Pushing up is not easy but doable, my problem is that when I lower down I quickly break form through the middle and can either flop down belly first or push back up the couple of inches I lowered. Full Article

Victoria’s Secret runway is not really runway. That’s what Karl Lagerfeld keeps holding against her. And... I mean, he’s a bitch, obviously, but ... you know... he’s not, um, entirely wrong either. And she kinda keeps proving it. Heidi Klum is sh-t on a red carpet. Almost always. Full Article

I’m down with Heidi when she’s casual. But when she’s dressed up, especially on red carpets, Karl and I agree: she’s never been to Paris. But this, this is probably my favourite of all her looks. LOVE the print. LOVE it combined with the coat. And I don’t actually hate the clash coming off her spotted shoes either. Full Article

Have I mentioned I’m really into stripes? I own a lot of stripes. But I do not own a short sleeved striped hoodie that changes direction, Oh My God. So this is how I’m spending the rest of the morning. Looking.  Full Article

I don’t know about the wisdom of wearing a dress that draws that much attention to those parts of the body and in such a potentially awkward way. Even for a so-called supermodel. Karl says she was never in Paris, you know. Don’t think that swirl by the midsection does anything for her. And maybe I’m just juvenile but the way it curves like an upside down question mark at the bottom, I keep thinking that’s a curly penis. Full Article