These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with their first, has never looked lovelier. Full Story

Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A cut above the ones coming now. Full Story

Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap her beat-me mouth. Full Story

In London yesterday to promote State of Play. Helen Mirren is a goddess. It’s really too bad she asstalks so much. The lady looks amazing, non? My favourite nail bar (Pure) here in Vancouver plays Sex & the City non stop. So I popped in yesterday for a manicure. Happened to be the episode featuring Samantha’s hard-on for Friar F-ck. Full Story

There’s been so much about the youths lately…how about some balance with a silver lady? Helen Mirren last night and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Geffen Gala. She rocked a bob for years but it looks like the Queen has gone shorter. You likey? Besides talking out of her ass – repeatedly! – Helen’s been busier than ever, not unlike Meryl Streep and Susan Sarandon, proving that working girls can be mature. Full Story

Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story

Entertainment Weekly has compiled a list of 33 of the hottest celebrities over 50. Among them: Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Denzel, Bruce Willis, Ian McKellen (yes yes yes!), Iman (this bitch is 50???), Angela Bassett, and Jessica Lange (totally disagree. Full Story

Last year she rocked it in a Christian Lacroix. Last night she looked like she should have stayed home and needlepointed the evening away. In person, this dress was a disaster. I realise in photos and on tv, you were seeing the hot lights from the cameras and the set creating sparkle where there was very little. Full Story

Appreciate all your submissions and enthusiasm! Keep ‘em coming to win something glam to kick off 2008! Go back through last week’s “best” posts as we count down the moments of 2007. Cover of the Year has to be Entertainment Weekly’s courageous feature on the incomparable silver fox grande dames of Hollywood: Mirren, Dench, and Streep. Full Story

Helen Mirren and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Enchanted premiere the other day. She’s a total sexpot, non? LOVE the age appropriate ensemble without looking dowdy. Love that she has some meat to grab on to. Thin women getting older – always frightening. Photos from WENN Full Story

Helen Mirren at the BAFTA Cunard Brittania Awards in LA at the weekend looking more regal and more elegant than a large majority of tartlets running around Hollywood. Can you believe this broad is 62? Helen Mirren’s 62 is all sex, non? 62 and truly, truly a modern woman. Talks sex freely, is not ashamed, has never been ashamed of her body, and chose not to have children – in the face of what I’m sure was an endless river of sanctimony launched from every direction by MiniVan women who chose motherhood and who insist every woman MUST share the same lifechanging experience and that those who don’t must be biological anomalies. Full Story